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01-31-2019, 01:43 PM | #5242 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Dude111 must have some explosive diarrhea.
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02-01-2019, 03:23 PM | #5245 (permalink) |
ask me about cosmology
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this was really good.
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02-14-2019, 04:01 PM | #5247 (permalink) | |
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You should try absinthe. Gets you drunk as fuuuuuuuuuck but it's got a stimulant that keeps you totally aware and completely hype. Never had a drunk feel anything like it. I once drove away a friend's jumpoff girlfriend on absinthe by pointing out all of her career complaint bull**** in a bourgeois powerpoint kind of way she had no way to argue with so she just had to leave with a lemon face and my friend couldn't argue with me either so he was probably incensed on the inside but had nothing to say. I felt the worst the next morning but his girlfriend was a drunk driving **** so whatevs.
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02-14-2019, 05:52 PM | #5248 (permalink) | |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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02-14-2019, 07:18 PM | #5249 (permalink) | |
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It was ****ing wild as ****. It wasn't even like being drunk. Or at least it was like being drunk without the haze. Everything felt certain. That's why I was such an ******* cause I didn't even know how to be. Everyone should try absinthe. Just try it without people you care about in the vicinity.
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02-14-2019, 07:24 PM | #5250 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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Tfw absinthe sold in America is just stronger than usual and doesn't include any wormwood.
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