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Old 12-02-2016, 02:18 PM   #3951 (permalink)
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Metal as ****. Pick me up a six pack. I've been banned.
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Old 12-02-2016, 02:23 PM   #3952 (permalink)
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Old 12-04-2016, 08:02 PM   #3953 (permalink)
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If you funnel it into your butt it will get you drunk faster and you don't have to taste it.
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Old 12-04-2016, 08:20 PM   #3954 (permalink)
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*googles it just to check if it would work*
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Old 12-04-2016, 08:23 PM   #3955 (permalink)
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It works. Look.

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Alcohol absorbed through your anus gets into your bloodstream and does exactly the same thing it would do if it entered through your mouth. At equal doses, an alcohol enema will result in higher BAC than oral alcohol because it bypasses stomach enzymes that can buffer up to 30% of the alcohol you swallow.
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Old 12-04-2016, 08:32 PM   #3956 (permalink)
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where does one find a butt funnel
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Old 12-04-2016, 08:35 PM   #3957 (permalink)
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Old 12-04-2016, 09:29 PM   #3958 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2016, 05:57 AM   #3959 (permalink)
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So if I buy a bottle of beer, lube it and insert it into my anus and tip the beer in, then clench my sphincter shut, I should get drunk?

When do I unclench?
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Old 12-05-2016, 06:54 AM   #3960 (permalink)
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