I just use a straw and a friend that can keep a secret.

So if I buy a bottle of beer, lube it and insert it into my anus and tip the beer in, then clench my sphincter shut, I should get drunk?

When do I unclench?

When the beer is gone

After you've removed the liquid and replaced it with a solid.

I have a new favorite. Sake. The taste is the best I've had so far.

water, just bought a 24 pack

You....you bought water?

Everyone buys water.. I know bathing is somewhat of a mystery to you, but I know you don't go outside to use your local lake or river.

Celebrating repeal day, December 5, 1933...

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Yes...but this is a drinking thread. Why buy water to drink?

Where do you get free water?

The faucet?

And here I am sober.

Stop smoking weed.

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I'm only taking any of this back if you have a well or something.. Most Americans pay for their water, just because you don't pay the water bill doesn't make it free.

Now I'm confused.

Most Americans pay for their water, just because you don't pay the water bill doesn't make it free.

Well no ****. But why buy more water when the water in your house isn't limited?

Because I live in Magna and you don't drink the tap water in Magna. Only place worse is Flint where people go retarded from lead poisoning. Still.

Nice poster. Not the best beer tbh, too citrusy for me.

Drinking Lagunitas Brown Shuggas like usual.

Do you like sour beers Frown?

Besides Lucem's point, it tastes better and convenience. Sometimes I get tap, sometimes I buy bottles.

Bull****. It does not taste better.

Dude you drink Steel Reserve, your taste buds are shot.. I drink a gallon of water a day, I can taste a difference. Not everyone has good tap water.

as someone who had pretty solid tap water at home

bottled > tap

at that's a fact, yo. y'all need to try Fuji water asap. you don't know water until you've spent $4 for it.

From Mt. Fuji?

i could fix the spelling but it would just be a waste...


fiji water :(

No, in Magna you can taste it. Magna water tastes like antidepressant pills.

Do you drink on a Sunday evening, or do you consider it "a school night"? Pussies.

i dont drink alcohol

im drinking water all day

Allergies? Underage?

Gay?

.

:d

nerd?

i only used this one because Bat got to gay first

Muslamic?

Th?

Pence?

ex alcoholic?

It's that time of year.. My favorite seasonal brew:

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