I am Sean Connery
 

Just ask me anything about sex, because i am an expert. And i am really old.

Would you take titties for 500?

I am not here to talk about titties in general sir. I am here for those who are sexually frustrated and need help.

this video is unavailable, therefore the audience won't be able to learn about sex. Please continue, i have been with many women in my days, and would like to help you out.

F**kING TECHNOLOGY!!!!

Alright, so I have someone naked in front of me right now. Where does my member go?

that is a weak question. Since i am not ***, and only have experience with women, it goes in the vagina. The hole approximately 7 inches below the belly button. You will find it. If you need any more help just feel free to ask.

You're not supposed to have naked people in front of you while asking me though, you should know that. Plan ahead of time, get it figured out before you get laid.

You said your an expert on sex in general, not just a particular sect. =/

i am an expert. I know everything about sex. For christ sakes i am 78 years old, and i was in james bond. I got laid before hugh hefner. I am the king of sex.

Any other questions you might want to ask? I know sometimes it can be intimidating trying to perform sexual acts with a girl. It happens to the best of us. So Please let me help you.