Certain death in 6 months with no cure?! (pop, member, quote)

7gaugejames · 03-10-2009, 10:39 PM

First I'd max out my credit, no0thing would be off limits, then i'd give it all away, I'd spend the time moping, because I am a life lover. I'd do all 5 stages to acceptance, hostility,barganing, denial, then something else. The Constant pot smoking would keep me close to my home. I'd go over the edge with fervant prayer, Depression. Then the end would draw near and i'd retreat into the shallow, coward that I fear I truly am. End up try to re -enter the womb through some Fruedian mind scerww, and literal as well.
(This is the worst thread ever.) Final Moments trying to get my fat naked body into the fetal position. Thinking I'm going to wake up any sec.

Roygbiv · 03-10-2009, 10:42 PM

Fck! where's that gallon of lube!?

or

I'd actually live for the moment.

dac · 03-11-2009, 12:29 AM

Mandy Moore and I would fall in love even though I'm dying and she'd be cool with it...

lucifer_sam · 03-11-2009, 12:40 AM

Oh yes. I thought she was a bubblegum pop princess until I saw her in Entourage.

dac · 03-11-2009, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

Oh yes. I thought she was a bubblegum pop princess until I saw her in Entourage.

You missed the joke

Dr_Rez · 03-11-2009, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Piss Me Off

Might as well rob a bank i guess.

Then I guess you could try to buy your immortality. But of coarse that would never work out and youd be dead according to schedule.

jackhammer · 03-11-2009, 09:36 AM

A mass orgy would definitely have to be on the list.

Dr_Rez · 03-11-2009, 09:37 AM

Woooo... This WAS a PG thread.

Piss Me Off · 03-11-2009, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by RezZ

Then I guess you could try to buy your immortality. But of coarse that would never work out and youd be dead according to schedule.

My mortal mind can only imagine immortality being no fun though, so no worries. Just doing it for the thrills man!

Dr_Rez · 03-11-2009, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Piss Me Off

My mortal mind can only imagine immortality being no fun though, so no worries. Just doing it for the thrills man!

I guess it would depend on the immortality package. I mean if its a one run deal of just living forever then Fuck it. But if it comes with 76 virgins and all the powers of a god....Well then we have a dilema. I mean never having to wake up in the morning, no whining girlfriends, nagging parents... I could live with that.

03-10-2009, 10:39 PM	#31 (permalink)
7gaugejames Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Imperial Beach Ca. Posts: 101	6 months left to live; as follows, First I'd max out my credit, no0thing would be off limits, then i'd give it all away, I'd spend the time moping, because I am a life lover. I'd do all 5 stages to acceptance, hostility,barganing, denial, then something else. The Constant pot smoking would keep me close to my home. I'd go over the edge with fervant prayer, Depression. Then the end would draw near and i'd retreat into the shallow, coward that I fear I truly am. End up try to re -enter the womb through some Fruedian mind scerww, and literal as well. (This is the worst thread ever.) Final Moments trying to get my fat naked body into the fetal position. Thinking I'm going to wake up any sec. __________________ I don't care who you are, Gunslinger, shmunslinger, everyone needs a good purse.

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