insults (ticket, Computer)

blackTshirt · 12-09-2004, 01:23 AM

I love Insult Sword fighting, from Monkey Island
for example:

"Every enemy I’ve met I’ve annihilated!" "With your breath, I’m sure they all suffocated."
"You're as repulsive as monkey in a negligée." "I look THAT much like your financée?!"
"Killing you would be justifiable homicide!" "Then killing you must be a justifiable fungicide."
"You're the ugliest monster ever created!" "If you don’t count all the ones you’ve dated."
"Would you like to be buried or cremated?" "With you around, I’d prefer to be fumigated."
"When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified!" "At least mine can be identified."
"I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated." "Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated."
"I have never seen such a clumsy swordplay!" "You would have, but you were always running away."
"I'll hound you night and day!" "Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!"
"I can't rest 'til you’ve been exterminated!" "Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated."
"En garde! Touché!" "Oh, that is so cliché!"
"Throughout the Caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated." "Too bad they’re all fabricated."
"Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified!" "Is that your face! I thought it was your backside."
"You can't match my witty repartee!" "I could, if you would use some breath spray."

covle · 12-09-2004, 07:15 AM

the amount of times somebody ahs said any of those things to me, or would is minimal. if any.
i just enjoy exploding random insults at people so they dont know whats going on or what to do.
"shut the **** up you dirty piece of ****. your a ****ing ****. nobody even likes you, your adopted"
and so forth. and various others. try dropping in "curdled milk piece of ...whatever"
if your drunk, there are some good ones to be found.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 12-09-2004, 02:31 PM

"if you were on fire, i wouldnt pi$$ on you"

Yellow Card · 12-09-2004, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackTshirt

I love Insult Sword fighting, from Monkey Island
for example:

"Every enemy I’ve met I’ve annihilated!" "With your breath, I’m sure they all suffocated."
"You're as repulsive as monkey in a negligée." "I look THAT much like your financée?!"
"Killing you would be justifiable homicide!" "Then killing you must be a justifiable fungicide."
"You're the ugliest monster ever created!" "If you don’t count all the ones you’ve dated."
"Would you like to be buried or cremated?" "With you around, I’d prefer to be fumigated."
"When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified!" "At least mine can be identified."
"I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated." "Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated."
"I have never seen such a clumsy swordplay!" "You would have, but you were always running away."
"I'll hound you night and day!" "Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!"
"I can't rest 'til you’ve been exterminated!" "Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated."
"En garde! Touché!" "Oh, that is so cliché!"
"Throughout the Caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated." "Too bad they’re all fabricated."
"Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified!" "Is that your face! I thought it was your backside."
"You can't match my witty repartee!" "I could, if you would use some breath spray."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ahhhh you gotta love monkey island

xEmochicKx · 12-10-2004, 07:26 AM

Youre Mammas so fat when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing "We Are A Familyyy"

Your mammas so fat her belt size is the size of teh equater

*teehee*

blackTshirt · 12-10-2004, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yellow Card

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ahhhh you gotta love monkey island

indeed i do...do you?

WeIRd lIl MosHeR FrEak · 12-10-2004, 03:26 PM

go away now or i shall hit you, very hard

covle · 12-10-2004, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xEmochicKx

Youre Mammas so fat when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing "We Are A Familyyy"

Your mammas so fat her belt size is the size of teh equater

*teehee*

ally...your an idiot.

xEmochicKx · 12-10-2004, 11:04 PM

Hahahah
Oh ill take that as a compliment

covle · 12-15-2004, 11:14 AM

it neednt be taken that way at all.

12-09-2004, 01:23 AM	#11 (permalink)
blackTshirt The Randomness Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: romania.. shut up Posts: 854	I love Insult Sword fighting, from Monkey Island for example: "Every enemy I’ve met I’ve annihilated!" "With your breath, I’m sure they all suffocated." "You're as repulsive as monkey in a negligée." "I look THAT much like your financée?!" "Killing you would be justifiable homicide!" "Then killing you must be a justifiable fungicide." "You're the ugliest monster ever created!" "If you don’t count all the ones you’ve dated." "Would you like to be buried or cremated?" "With you around, I’d prefer to be fumigated." "When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified!" "At least mine can be identified." "I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated." "Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated." "I have never seen such a clumsy swordplay!" "You would have, but you were always running away." "I'll hound you night and day!" "Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!" "I can't rest 'til you’ve been exterminated!" "Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated." "En garde! Touché!" "Oh, that is so cliché!" "Throughout the Caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated." "Too bad they’re all fabricated." "Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified!" "Is that your face! I thought it was your backside." "You can't match my witty repartee!" "I could, if you would use some breath spray." __________________ My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary.

12-09-2004, 07:15 AM	#12 (permalink)
covle Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: melbourne australia Posts: 334	the amount of times somebody ahs said any of those things to me, or would is minimal. if any. i just enjoy exploding random insults at people so they dont know whats going on or what to do. "shut the ** up you dirty piece of . your a ing **. nobody even likes you, your adopted" and so forth. and various others. try dropping in "curdled milk piece of ...whatever" if your drunk, there are some good ones to be found. __________________ LIVE.LOVE.BURN.DIE. whoa...i quoted atreyu, that means im hardcore. look how hardcore i am!! thats hardcore...XXX

12-15-2004, 11:14 AM	#20 (permalink)
covle Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: melbourne australia Posts: 334	it neednt be taken that way at all. __________________ LIVE.LOVE.BURN.DIE. whoa...i quoted atreyu, that means im hardcore. look how hardcore i am!! thats hardcore...XXX

12-09-2004, 02:31 PM	#13 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	"if you were on fire, i wouldnt pi$$ on you"

12-10-2004, 07:26 AM	#15 (permalink)
xEmochicKx Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 91	Youre Mammas so fat when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing "We Are A Familyyy" Your mammas so fat her belt size is the size of teh equater teehee

12-10-2004, 03:26 PM	#17 (permalink)
WeIRd lIl MosHeR FrEak Groupie Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Kent, UK Posts: 35	go away now or i shall hit you, very hard

12-10-2004, 11:04 PM	#19 (permalink)
xEmochicKx Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 91	Hahahah Oh ill take that as a compliment