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Old 12-18-2008, 10:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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im a man i shouldnt have to do it i have more important things to do
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Old 12-18-2008, 10:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 12-18-2008, 10:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I need the chains put on my car to, I have important porn to look at. I can't be bothered with such things.
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Old 12-19-2008, 03:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I scrape my own car, gtfo.
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Old 12-19-2008, 03:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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You should all walk you lazy buggers.
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Old 12-19-2008, 04:19 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 12-20-2008, 09:50 AM   #7 (permalink)
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this is why men complain about lack of sex,....if you do **** for me,..momma will take care of your ass,...duh
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Old 12-20-2008, 10:05 AM   #8 (permalink)
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this is why men complain about lack of sex,....if you do **** for me,..momma will take care of your ass,...duh
I totally agree with that statement. Do more for us and we'll do more for you.




...but for the record I brushed a foot of snow off my car.
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Old 12-20-2008, 10:27 AM   #9 (permalink)
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i look at it like this,.....

i'm a girl,....it is genetically bred into me to want to take care of you,....i will wash your clothes, cook your supper, make your bed, keep your house clean, and other things, as long as you check my oil,....crank my car when its cold, let me watch movies with my head in your lap, take out the trash, and fix things

( and for the record,....i'm capable of doin all this on my own,...and have,....it would just be nice to have a boy do it for me)
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Old 12-20-2008, 10:45 AM   #10 (permalink)
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i look at it like this,.....

i'm a girl,....it is genetically bred into me to want to take care of you,....i will wash your clothes, cook your supper, make your bed, keep your house clean, and other things, as long as you check my oil,....crank my car when its cold, let me watch movies with my head in your lap, take out the trash, and fix things

( and for the record,....i'm capable of doin all this on my own,...and have,....it would just be nice to have a boy do it for me)

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Though sometimes I really love Texas, like right now.

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