scrape my window b*tch
 

im a man i shouldnt have to do it i have more important things to do

lol

I need the chains put on my car to, I have important porn to look at. I can't be bothered with such things.

I scrape my own car, gtfo.

You should all walk you lazy buggers.

Well she ain't going to do it if you tell us.

this is why men complain about lack of sex,....if you do **** for me,..momma will take care of your ass,...duh

I totally agree with that statement. Do more for us and we'll do more for you.




...but for the record I brushed a foot of snow off my car.

i look at it like this,.....

i'm a girl,....it is genetically bred into me to want to take care of you,....i will wash your clothes, cook your supper, make your bed, keep your house clean, and other things, as long as you check my oil,....crank my car when its cold, let me watch movies with my head in your lap, take out the trash, and fix things

( and for the record,....i'm capable of doin all this on my own,...and have,....it would just be nice to have a boy do it for me)

I hate Texas, mainly because I live in Texas.
Though sometimes I really love Texas, like right now.

I WILL ALWAYS DO MANUAL LABOR FOR WOMEN! :crazy:
*heroic pose with cape*

What's with the Texas hate??? Have you been talking to sweet_nothing?

women are things.

I rather change the oil than do dishes.

I'm the housewife and stay at home mother type....

I stay inside and you gentlemen do the outdoor labor.

I'd rather change the woman than change the oil.

hahahahahahah

This is good, I know how to do dishes but not oil. Marry me?

Of course.

( and for the record,....i'm capable of doin all this on my own,...and have,....it would just be nice to have a boy do it for me)
^ Well, it'd be nice if this country still allowed slavery, too. I'm sure someone from Texas can relate to that idea. (Too mean? Probably. I'll take that back) Also, if you're CAPABLE of doing it, then do it and shut the fuck up. Was bitching about it really worth now that there are two (or is it three) threads mocking you?
Just as a question, do you realize how shallow you sound?

The slavery crack took this hilariously too far.

high five

sugar, i hope no one ever does anything nice for you, that way you never appear shallow

Sounds perfect to me. Although I do the Ironing in our house. I love it. Perfect way to zone out.

uhhhhh MEEE TOOOOO,....youd have to wrestle me for the iron

An hour each then lol

how accomidatein,.......deal,....but you'd still have to crank my car when its cold,.....

As long as there is a hot meal ready when I get back in :D

i gottcha covered

What are you cooking then?

Did you guys get another dumping last night as well?

He probably did, I'm only an hour or so away from him and we did.

I do nice things for him on a daily basis. And that's rather something, considering I am not a nice person at all. He's not shallow. Are you suggesting that once people have things done for them, that they expect that? That's probably true most of the time. But when reality sets in, shut the **** up, get out of the kitchen, get outside and put that shovel to another use other than scraping up all that **** coming out of your mouth.

Jesus christ, couples need to be banned from coexisting on the same website.

I just think Savannah's an idiot, sorry.

no worries,....common misconception,...

Don't be sorry...own it...But I am going to go out on a limb here...I have seen Savannah's picture and she is fairly attractive...I am guessing you are not...so if calling her an idiot makes you feel better about that...so be it...Merry Xmas all. And I may be wrong, if so...well throw the flame at me.

i <3 this thread, I also agree with Ethan, for the good of the kids. One gets voted off.

yeah, it's ridiculous