Random Bollocks.
 

Nick Drake fans need to get out more and listen to John Martyn instead. Oh sorry. My bad. He is still alive and has'nt earnt his stripes yet.

I am definitely an arse man. Don't get me wrong a quality cleavage will get you far but I'm an arse man through and through.

British politics just may be the most boring thing on earth. Apart from Coldplay E.P's of course.

Many of you cannot spell for toffee but it add's to the charm apparently.

Radiohead frequently bore me. Saxon do not. Go figure.

Reggae music leaves dribbly marks around my lower anatomy. Just like a snail does really. Although i don't partake of Molluscourse myself.

I suspect there's some drunk posting going on in this thread. :beer:

Here's a random funny thing that happened to me today: I was out doing some Christmas shopping and went to Victoria's Secret to buy my wife a pair of pink, flowery pajama bottoms that she wanted. As the cashier was ringing me up she actually asked me "Is this a gift?"

I thought of responding like a wiseass but I restrained myself.

No. Strangely enough I'm not drunk. Just completely bored.

Religious people should be beaten mercilessly with large sticks until they see sense, or die in the process.

Americans generally have the sense of humour and the spelling skills of a 5 year old.

Anyone who claims to love music should be forced to listen to 60's uptempo R&B until they get it!

The musicians responsible for the above genre are probably the best musicians that ever lived and more or less everything since is of an inferior quality.

I'm a tit man and anyone purporting to be an arse man harbours homosexual inclinations. ;)

Coldplay are indeed boring and their music depresses me for all the wrong reasons.

On reggae...a genre of music that is capable of making my whole body and my living room windows vibrate can't be a bad thing.

Any man who denies looking at women's arses is a traitor to the sacred code of sexism and is denying himself his god given right to look like a complete idiot when a superlative bounce crosses his eyeline.

I am incapable of holding a sensible conversation with topless women whilst sunbathing on the beach abroad.

I changed the Radiohead thread title to Radiodead when it was closed and nobody seemed to notice...says it all really.

Sexism is alive and well and any woman that challenges this view can do their own washing up!

Anyone who thinks you can't enjoy both tits and asses clearly has trouble multi-tasking.

!!! is one of the hardest band names to do a google search for.

Shopping malls exist in a dimension of their own alongside other shopping malls and not in the geographical location in which you think they exist.

:shycouch:

What's so great about Meddle? Dark Side Of The Moon and Wish You Were Here baby.

I noticed the Radiohead thread but left it because I'm rad as fuk.

I think the Four tops are maybe the best boy band ever.

British mod's are unbelievably smug..and why not?

Irony was developed in the caves of Tintagel, Cornwall to reassure Englishmen of their right to refer back and excuse their banal humour.

Semi Precious Weapons are amazing

dac noticed the radiohead thread

Explosions in The sky are my favorite post-rock band no matter how much mogwai you make me listen to

the Boondocks comic strip is better then the tv show

Frosty The Snowman is by far the worst Christmas special

anyone who hasn't drunk ouzo with ice (with added water if u like) during a hot summer's afternoon, hasn't experienced the true enjoyment of alcohol yet.

John Martyn is cheesy.

I ****ing hate prog fans.

I ****ing hate being ****ing censored every ****ing time.

Blagojevich=/=Obama

I fucking hate people complaining about the fucking easy to get around fucking censors.

I'm lazy :p:

Claymation movies make me cringe, with a few exceptions.

Post-rock and slowcore bring out the worst in music fans.

I noticed the Radiohead thread!

Tits all the way. An ass is an ass, shit comes out of it. A nice rack is something else though, something to be admired. On the topic of women though, it's the face above all else for me.

I'm terrified of my illegal downloading habits, but I just can't help myslef.

Even though I didn't vote for Obama, I secretly wanted him to win just so I could see how mad my dad would be.

Family Guy is a more intelligent tv show than people give it credit for.

I ****ing hate prog fans too, but I ****ing love prog.

I have a naval fetish, a nice rack and ass are great but the first thing I look at on a woman is a great midriff.

I think people have forgotten what Rock N' Roll really means, it's ****ing it's always been ****ing and always will remain ****ing.

Screamadelica was a piece of ****.

I'm an arse man myself. Tits are pretty fucking awesome though.

Given my less than favourable attitude towards and ignorance of politics, I'm wondering if Yes Minister is still worth watching?

I noticed the Radiodead name... remnants of all the Radiohead fanboy poking I've been missing out on while working away from MB. :(

Is there anything funnier than a dog with its head out of a car window speeding down the road at 40mph? I didn't think so.

I've never heard White Christmas in my entire life and have no particular desire to see that change.

I've noticed that you can substitute the word 'tits' for anything in the English dictionary and it can still imply the same part of the female human's body. For example - 'what a pair of ashtrays!' or 'did you see the Shah's pizza and kebab house takeaway menus on her?!' It's kind of saying 'that's what she said' (which, lest we forget, goes with absolutely anything anyone says, if timed to comic perfection of course).

If you look up 'how it's done' in any good dictionary, you'll find a picture of David Byrne's 'Rei Momo'.

How is that even possible?

i am a wizard that lives on a mountaintop and can summon lightning from an eagle's mouth.


tell your friends.

don't tell my friends at the Liverpool FC Fan Club, but Benitez has to go

A Reggae gig is one of the happiest gigs I have ever been too.

Musicbanter bores the crap out of me these days.

Is Rachel Allen a yummy mummy or is it just me?
http://www.moldfoodfestival.co.uk/im...ity_rachel.jpg

She'd give a dog a bone

She is far too delectable for her own good:
http://uktv.co.uk/images/standarditem/EX1/1207.jpg

It's just you.

And I agree on MB becoming more and more boring.

Yes there is something funnier. Today in San Francisco I saw a dog doing what you described, and I kid you not, he was wearing a little plaid shirt.

It'd be funnier if a dog jumps out and gets embedded in the grill of another car. :rofl:

Let a few trolls and fuckwads hang around longer and it will liven up.

Dude...

waddup

Sad, but true.

Well we let you stay :D

TBH, its the trolls that are making me move on in a weeks time if they arent sorted.

Am I a troll or fuckwad?

I'm both and I'm still here. :D

No you are an opinionated guy who has more intelligence than he hides behind his troll persona.

http://i35.tinypic.com/oggv9w.jpg

:rofl::rofl::rofl: