Most intelligent things ever said by anyone! (wtf?) (Russian, rapper)

Terrible Lizard · 12-07-2008, 12:17 AM

OKAY!
Quote the most intelligent things ever said by anyone, they can come from a celeb, poster or even Uncle Minks who never seems to leave the attic unless its for porn........

Here's an example.

"Pain don't hurt."

-Patrick Swayze after castrating himself

NOW YOU!

*Strips naked and runs into abercrombie holding a butcher knife*

sleepy jack · 12-07-2008, 12:22 AM

"I support Obama." - Sleepy Jack the Fire Drill

AshuhLee · 12-07-2008, 12:26 AM

"Russian Front not a good idea... Hitler never played Risk as a kid." - Eddie Izzard [Comedian]

dac · 12-07-2008, 12:43 AM

"Dwane Wade is better than Lebron." - Proggy Man

sweet_nothing · 12-07-2008, 01:21 AM

"Think about it who are the 5 greatest rappers ever? Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan & Dylan cuz I spit hot fire"- Dylan

LOOMER · 12-07-2008, 07:46 AM

I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHER****ERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out. - Frank Zappa

And:
Little child: Where are we going?
Morrissey: We're all going mad.
Little child: I thought we were going to Kew Gardens
youtube.com/watch?v=cRjJ1H11kYE

right-track · 12-07-2008, 08:19 AM

"Life is wasted on the living."
Douglas Adams.

Piss Me Off · 12-07-2008, 08:49 AM

"I'm clever enough to know how stupid i am"
Strummer

right-track · 12-07-2008, 09:04 AM

Another Douglas Adams quote which I think sums up mankind perfectly;

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

We really are a lost cause aren't we.

Terrible Lizard · 12-07-2008, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

Another Douglas Adams quote which I think sums up mankind perfectly;

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

We really are a lost cause aren't we.

That's assuming there is a "cause" in the first place.

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LOOMER Groupie Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Jönköping, Sweden Posts: 12	I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHER****ERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out. - Frank Zappa And: Little child: Where are we going? Morrissey: We're all going mad. Little child: I thought we were going to Kew Gardens youtube.com/watch?v=cRjJ1H11kYE __________________ TO CALL FOR HANDS FROM ABOVE/TO LEAN ON/WOULDN'T BE GOOD ENOUGH/FOR ME, NO

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12-07-2008, 09:04 AM	#9 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Another Douglas Adams quote which I think sums up mankind perfectly; "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." We really are a lost cause aren't we.