The Unfan & Sleepy Jack
 

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COMING SOON.......

You look a shitload like Patrick Wolf.

i no rite

TONIGHT'S SUBJECT....


Throwing Kittens in Wood Chippers
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I'll let this sink in for five minutes.

As a vegan who kisses puppies I can safely say I'm against it under any circumstances. What are your thoughts Unfan?

Well Jack, as an ******* I am all for tossing kitties into wood chippers as long as there is good reason.

What good reason is there, Fan??

can we place bets?

I encourage it.

I would say if there were scientific knowledge to be gained through tossing objects into a wood chipper then a cat would be fair game.

Why not test it on creationists instead of harmless animals?

If the data you wanted to achieve applied to cats specifically than tossing creationists in the wood chipper wouldn't help you achieve the data. However, they would make perfect mulch. Agreed?

Agreed.


/Debate concluded

Call me comically depraved but you fuckers have the dullest conversations imaginable.

Come on Unfan, where's your inner Unfan?

Ah, fuck it.

I'm going to bed.

i thought it was funny

anyone who wouldn't find it funny is probably an advocate for throwing kittens into woodchippers.

Or a creationist.

Or The Unfan.

What I learned: Creationists believe God wants them to throw kittens into wood chippers.

Or the British.

Or a magical coked up fairy....

Well I'm coked up, I'm pretty sure I'm magical, and kids chase me around all the time.....So can I throw some kittens into a wood chipper?

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If you've finished all of your homework, then yes.

Why throw cats into wood chippers when you can classically condition them to throw themselves?