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Old 11-30-2008, 12:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What I learned: Creationists believe God wants them to throw kittens into wood chippers.
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Or a magical coked up fairy....
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Or a magical coked up fairy....
Well I'm coked up, I'm pretty sure I'm magical, and kids chase me around all the time.....So can I throw some kittens into a wood chipper?

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Well I'm coked up, I'm pretty sure I'm magical, and kids chase me around all the time.....So can I throw some kittens into a wood chipper?
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Why throw cats into wood chippers when you can classically condition them to throw themselves?

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