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Old 11-18-2008, 07:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 11-18-2008, 07:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-18-2008, 08:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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jesus,......you want me to like,...tell you a story or something?
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Old 11-18-2008, 08:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 11-18-2008, 08:18 PM   #6 (permalink)
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ok,....

back this summer my friend sara and i are riddin around,.....its like 11:30,...we decided to throw a 'slumberation' got drunk, and i decided it would be a good idea to ride through downtown sittin on the sun roof with nothing on,...long story short, we get pulled over after a june bug hits me on the vajayjay,...i fall through the sun roof, hit sara on the head with my butt and she in turn hits another car,....

this causes the cops to come,...

so there i stand on the sidewalk wrapped up in one of those big wool blankets the cops keep for women who's husbands beat them,...he's talkin to sara tryin to figure out if our stories match and that we arent on drugs,....i start flashin everyone because i'm drunk,....

when the cops turns back to her she throws my panties in his face like a rubber band,....i start laughin and screamin that he's a pantie sniffer,....

we go to jail,...

now sara's husband doesnt let us hang out at night
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Old 11-18-2008, 08:21 PM   #7 (permalink)
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ok,....

back this summer my friend sara and i are riddin around,.....its like 11:30,...we decided to throw a 'slumberation' got drunk, and i decided it would be a good idea to ride through downtown sittin on the sun roof with nothing on,...long story short, we get pulled over after a june bug hits me on the vajayjay,...i fall through the sun roof, hit sara on the head with my butt and she in turn hits another car,....

this causes the cops to come,...

so there i stand on the sidewalk wrapped up in one of those big wool blankets the cops keep for women who's husbands beat them,...he's talkin to sara tryin to figure out if our stories match and that we arent on drugs,....i start flashin everyone because i'm drunk,....

when the cops turns back to her she throws my panties in his face like a rubber band,....i start laughin and screamin that he's a pantie sniffer,....

we go to jail,...

now sara's husband doesnt let us hang out at night
Every good evening shares at least one element from the above story.
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Old 11-18-2008, 08:22 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Every good evening shares at least one element from the above story.
perhaps,....but i cant go back to jail they dont like me there,....apparently i'm either cryin or bein too loud,.....
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Old 11-18-2008, 08:29 PM   #9 (permalink)
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ok,....

back this summer my friend sara and i are riddin around,.....its like 11:30,...we decided to throw a 'slumberation' got drunk, and i decided it would be a good idea to ride through downtown sittin on the sun roof with nothing on,...long story short, we get pulled over after a june bug hits me on the vajayjay,...i fall through the sun roof, hit sara on the head with my butt and she in turn hits another car,....

this causes the cops to come,...

so there i stand on the sidewalk wrapped up in one of those big wool blankets the cops keep for women who's husbands beat them,...he's talkin to sara tryin to figure out if our stories match and that we arent on drugs,....i start flashin everyone because i'm drunk,....

when the cops turns back to her she throws my panties in his face like a rubber band,....i start laughin and screamin that he's a pantie sniffer,....

we go to jail,...

now sara's husband doesnt let us hang out at night
That was a great story.
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Old 11-18-2008, 08:31 PM   #10 (permalink)
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