Seltzer

I've had five roommates this year (currently four as one took off to Australia halfway through) and we all get on really well. We've had no real arguments - only small ones related to dishes (no surprises there) but I'm willing to pick up on those when the others slack so that's not too problematic.

Over the summer, there'll just be myself and one of my flatmates here as everyone's taking off in the next couple of days sadly.

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dac

That just happened to one of my friends, and he's pissed as hell.

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Anteater

I totally feel for ya tdoc; my roommate here in the dorm smells like ****, watches T.V./stays on the laptop til 3-****ing A.M. every day, and is completely inconsiderate even when you tell him about the crap he does.

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dac

Mine last year smoked pot 3 times a day, usually in the room. Never went to class, listened to VERY bad music VERY loudly, and never cleaned up after himself. I hated my life so much that semester.

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lucifer_sam

I'm liking him already.

I was one of those misfortunate souls not to hate their roommate. Living with him this year (and again next year), one of the funniest people imaginable.

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dac

My first roommate was awesome. I still hang out with him but he left our dorm to join a frat, leaving me with the anti-christ. Oh and i forgot to mention that he was Russian (moved to USA when he was 10)... god damn commie.

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tdoc210

where do you go?

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

thomasbreaker

what the heck was that dude LOL

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Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01

YES! I wholeheartedly agree. And I'd like to add one more thing, about the U-scan deal (we call it U-scan at Schnucks, so when I say that, I mean self-checkout);

Customers who come to one the U-scan thing and are like 80 something years old, so they are technologically inept. If you don't know nor have the capacity to learn, go to someone who'll do it for you. The purpose of U-scan is if you have less than 10 items (Even if it says less than 20) and you want to get out of the ****ing store quickly. You having to to learn how to use it doesn't speed it up the process, nor does not ****ing listening to what I tell you when I do try and help you. Go to a REAL checkout lane, and leave me the **** alone!!!!

Customers who complain because I haven't attended to their little problems on U-scan. OK, I don't wanna blow smoke up my ass, but I'm a damn good employee, and if a customer has a problem and I haven't dealt with it yet, it's because I'm probably fixing another problem for another customer. Wait your ****ing turn: this is stuff they taught you in kindergarten, or what your wife-beating convicted-sex-offender stepdad may have taught you! You are no better than anyone else, so ****ING WAIT!

I have some complaints for customers in video, too; 30 cent late fees are nothing to get testicular torsion over! ****ing pay it, you cheap bastard.

"I turned it in on the day it was due."

"Was it before noon?"

"No, but so what?"

"Noon is the cut off."

"Well, that's stupid."

"Well, I think it's stupid that they don't pay me enough to listen to you bitch about 30 cents, but I live with it."

I'm done.

Why, oh WHY, do they think THAT looks Brootal, or GRIM, or Necro? It's like hot topic shat on them.

I prefer these guys since their taste in music I think is better than those two freak shows above them. Plus, they follow 6 important rules of black metal;

-Don't be ***
-Be grim
-Be necro
-Be grim and necro simultaneously
-Don't be Dani Filth
*and*
-Don't be Dani Filth

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But I can't help myself
When I feel the vibe
And taste a memory
Of a time in life
When years seemed to stand still

DearJenny

ok, this is going to sound totally crazy, but do you have any idea where this was taken or did you just find it online? I think I've seen the fat dude at the club or something. for realz.

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