Men. (quote, 1981)

Predator · 11-09-2008, 11:11 PM

Thats what I was gonna say. I feel deeply insulted now.

GuitarBizarre · 11-09-2008, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lateralus

I was all in for the joke as well, but just couldn't resist the urge to reply.

I am a teacher, and most of my male colleaques have EXACTLY the same amount of qualifications as me and they get paid more. I probably did way better than them in high school and in university but they get paid more. Whenever I question this I get told that they are a safer bet as an employee because they aren't going to have children, that's why they get paid more. I tell my employer that I do not plan of having children anytime soon. They tell me that they can't prove that. So I get paid less. JUST FOR HAVING A ****ING UTERUS.

Each day observing the media I could probably point out over 10 instances where women are represented as subordinate to men, and probably about 2 that are vice versa. And please don't use PORN as an argument about female representation?!

Okay so getting higher grades than men and being intimate in a relationship make up FOR BEING SEXUALLY ABUSED AND RAPED?!

As I said, I don't think women are better than men AT ALL, I'm just saying that women still do not have equal rights or opportunities in society. I could go on and on about how wrong I think you are but this is not the place so I am going to stop arguing. I apologise for the rest of MB members for having the urge to reply to GuitarBizzare's comments and for going incredibly off-topic.

*rolls eyes* You've completely missed most of the points you tried to adress and ignored more besides. This 'discussion' is only going to get uglier and I have no intention of repeating my points over and over in the hope you choose to read the parts where I agree with you and make my point that i have no problem with equality but this isn't the way to go about hoping for it.

You need reply no longer. Everything of my intentions is posted above and its your own choice to read it or not.

Predator · 11-09-2008, 11:21 PM

Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the **** out of you.

Men are like......Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like.....Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like.....Bank Machines.
Once they withdraw they lose interest.

Men are like.....Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

Men are like.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like.....Cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like.....Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like.....Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like.....Department Stores.
Their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like.....Lawn Mowers.
If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like.....Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last

Dr_Rez · 11-09-2008, 11:42 PM

That one really cuts deep.

Astronomer · 11-09-2008, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RezZ

That one really cuts deep.

See how it feels? The tables have turned!

Laces Out Dan! · 11-09-2008, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Predator

Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the **** out of you.

Men are like......Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like.....Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like.....Bank Machines.
Once they withdraw they lose interest.

Men are like.....Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

Men are like.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like.....Cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like.....Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like.....Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like.....Department Stores.
Their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like.....Lawn Mowers.
If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like.....Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last

Haha some of those are ace.

Dr_Rez · 11-09-2008, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lateralus

See how it feels? The tables have turned!

Don't worry i made myself feel better in the other thread.

jibber · 11-10-2008, 01:55 AM

haha, sorry predator, my bad. nice addition with the list by the way

jackhammer · 11-10-2008, 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Predator

Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the **** out of you.

Men are like......Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like.....Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like.....Bank Machines.
Once they withdraw they lose interest.

Men are like.....Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

Men are like.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like.....Cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like.....Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like.....Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like.....Department Stores.
Their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like.....Lawn Mowers.
If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like.....Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last

Excellent and a good way to get back on topic

anticipation · 11-11-2008, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Predator

Men are like.....Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last

unless you watch the weather channel.

11-09-2008, 11:11 PM	#31 (permalink)
Predator Whatever Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 344	Thats what I was gonna say. I feel deeply insulted now. __________________ Jack be nimble Jack be quick I be a lunatic The answer is hidden in plain view. [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

11-09-2008, 11:21 PM	#33 (permalink)
Predator Whatever Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 344	Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the **** out of you. Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough. Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest. Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them. Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like.....Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. Men are like.....Coffee The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say. Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off. Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature. Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. Men are like.....Lawn Mowers. If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it. Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like.....Snowstorms. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last __________________ Jack be nimble Jack be quick I be a lunatic The answer is hidden in plain view. [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

11-09-2008, 11:42 PM	#34 (permalink)
Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,360	That one really cuts deep. __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew

11-10-2008, 01:55 AM	#38 (permalink)
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople... Posts: 1,536	haha, sorry predator, my bad. nice addition with the list by the way __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER