good one Google.

Rofl ! :D

My wife was bothering me to take her somewhere expensive













































so I brought her with me to get gas

I'm waiting for Raine to come along & ask MJ how he managed to get hold of an avatar of her.

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I was having a crappy week, and then I saw this....

Laughing for 10 straight minutes can do alot of good. :laughing:

a truck driver hit a woman on his way to work,
who's fault is it?





the truck driver's, for driving into the kitchen.

awesomness wrapped up in with a caption.. brilliant!

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic?
The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her.

Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman.

actual advertisement:

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