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11-14-2008, 11:45 PM | #41 (permalink) |
county fair energy
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Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned. |
11-15-2008, 11:50 AM | #42 (permalink) | |
I love Puck
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Location: British Columbia
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11-15-2008, 01:36 PM | #44 (permalink) |
Ba and Be.
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Location: This Is England
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Girls:
If you get a message from your boyfriend saying that he wants to "kick your puppy", don't call the RSPCA... He's just not very good at predictive text.
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11-15-2008, 01:37 PM | #45 (permalink) |
Ba and Be.
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My girlfriend said she wanted to make me happy in the bedroom.
So now the bedroom has Sky Sports, a fridge full of beer and she sleeps on the couch.
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11-16-2008, 06:07 PM | #46 (permalink) |
Raptor
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Metro Detroit, MI
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^lol. Thats horrible.
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So here's to living life miserable.
And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle. |
11-16-2008, 06:11 PM | #47 (permalink) |
we are stardust
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Australia
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Okay I've got a few to make up for my feminist rant earlier.
Why do women get married in white? So they match the kitchen appliances! What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? Made the chain too long. Why did the woman cross the road? Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!? |
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