Women. (single, quote)

Astronomer · 11-09-2008, 10:45 PM

lol that one did make me chuckle, RezZ

jackhammer · 11-11-2008, 02:36 PM

I don't know what women keep bragging about being able to multi-task for.

What's so great about doing three things wrong at the same time?

A very common male fantasy is to have two women at the same time.

One to cook, one to clean.

Seltzer · 11-14-2008, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

I don't know what women keep bragging about being able to multi-task for.

What's so great about doing three things wrong at the same time?

A very common male fantasy is to have two women at the same time.

One to cook, one to clean.

~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ · 11-11-2008, 03:56 PM

what do a thousand abused women have in common?

they don't know when to shut up.

tdoc210 · 11-11-2008, 04:05 PM

9 out of ten people enjoy gang rape

Dr_Rez · 11-11-2008, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by tdoc210

9 out of ten people enjoy gang rape

Hah, took me a minute.

simplephysics · 11-11-2008, 04:12 PM

What's the smartest thing to have come out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's cock.

tdoc210 · 11-11-2008, 04:16 PM

lol

Astronomer · 11-11-2008, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by tdoc210

lol

Dr_Rez · 11-11-2008, 04:18 PM

The Plain old Bull**** and Lies section should be MUCH larger.

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jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	I don't know what women keep bragging about being able to multi-task for. What's so great about doing three things wrong at the same time? A very common male fantasy is to have two women at the same time. One to cook, one to clean. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

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tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,608	9 out of ten people enjoy gang rape __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

11-11-2008, 04:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,608	lol __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

11-11-2008, 04:18 PM	#10 (permalink)
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11-11-2008, 03:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
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