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Old 11-11-2008, 04:56 PM   #21 (permalink)
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what do a thousand abused women have in common?









they don't know when to shut up.
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Old 11-11-2008, 05:05 PM   #22 (permalink)
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9 out of ten people enjoy gang rape
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.
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Old 11-11-2008, 05:09 PM   #23 (permalink)
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9 out of ten people enjoy gang rape

Hah, took me a minute.
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Old 11-11-2008, 05:12 PM   #24 (permalink)
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What's the smartest thing to have come out of a woman's mouth?




















Einstein's cock.
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I could be cute if I wanted to be, I just choose not to because you wouldn't be able to handle yourself.
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Old 11-11-2008, 05:16 PM   #25 (permalink)
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.
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Old 11-11-2008, 05:18 PM   #26 (permalink)
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The Plain old Bull**** and Lies section should be MUCH larger.
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Old 11-11-2008, 07:48 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 11-11-2008, 08:10 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Hey, take it to the Men thread <_<
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Old 11-11-2008, 08:17 PM   #29 (permalink)
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lol I had to counteract all the horrible stuff about women in this thread
my bad for impending on your male domain!
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Old 11-11-2008, 08:48 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Why don't women have watches?
















There's a clock on the stove.
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