Women. (quote, 2003)

lucifer_sam · 11-09-2008, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by The Unfan

So what about the other 15?

The jewels were still on their final descent.

jackhammer · 11-09-2008, 07:09 PM

Dont worry lads-when the other one drops you will enter that special world called manhood.

jibber · 11-09-2008, 10:03 PM

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

nothing, you already told the b*tch twice.

(how can you tell I hang out with mostly guys?)

tdoc210 · 11-09-2008, 10:59 PM

tracy says 2+2 =5 tracy is wrong. why is tracy wrong?
answer she is a woman

tdoc210 · 11-09-2008, 11:01 PM

lol

Astronomer · 11-09-2008, 11:13 PM

Please don't turn this thread into a woman-hating misogynistic fest!

Dr_Rez · 11-09-2008, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by lateralus

Please don't turn this thread into a woman-hating misogynistic fest!

Astronomer · 11-09-2008, 11:45 PM

lol that one did make me chuckle, RezZ

anticipation · 11-11-2008, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by tdoc210

tracy says 2+2 =5 tracy is wrong. why is tracy wrong?
answer she is a woman

lulz!

jackhammer · 11-11-2008, 03:36 PM

I don't know what women keep bragging about being able to multi-task for.

What's so great about doing three things wrong at the same time?

A very common male fantasy is to have two women at the same time.

One to cook, one to clean.

11-09-2008, 07:09 PM	#12 (permalink)
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11-09-2008, 10:03 PM	#13 (permalink)
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople... Posts: 1,536	what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told the b*tch twice. (how can you tell I hang out with mostly guys?) __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

11-09-2008, 10:59 PM	#14 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	tracy says 2+2 =5 tracy is wrong. why is tracy wrong? answer she is a woman __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

11-09-2008, 11:01 PM	#15 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	lol __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

11-09-2008, 11:13 PM	#16 (permalink)
Astronomer we are stardust Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,894	Please don't turn this thread into a woman-hating misogynistic fest! __________________

11-09-2008, 11:45 PM	#18 (permalink)
Astronomer we are stardust Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,894	lol that one did make me chuckle, RezZ __________________

11-11-2008, 03:36 PM	#20 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	I don't know what women keep bragging about being able to multi-task for. What's so great about doing three things wrong at the same time? A very common male fantasy is to have two women at the same time. One to cook, one to clean. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”