Women.

kthedrummer · 01-20-2009, 09:02 AM

A woman is standing in front of a mirror and says to her husband, "Honey, I feel fat give me a compliment." And he says..."Bitch, u got perfect vision."

right-track · 01-20-2009, 12:08 PM

Old joke;

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plough?

Give the bitch a shovel!

NSW · 01-20-2009, 01:17 PM

Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer.
Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months." Earl continues, slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, "You'd better think it over, Bob. Women like that are hard to find."

Arya Stark · 01-21-2009, 10:32 AM

That last one is funny. =P

Guybrush · 01-21-2009, 12:14 PM

Why do women go to the toilet in pairs?

.. One sits down on the loo, then the other one squeezes her head.

Arya Stark · 01-21-2009, 02:39 PM

HAHAHA. I've heard that before.

But for some reason it was funnier this time. =P

01-20-2009, 09:02 AM	#101 (permalink)
kthedrummer King of the Idiots Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The free love freeway Posts: 262	A woman is standing in front of a mirror and says to her husband, "Honey, I feel fat give me a compliment." And he says..."Bitch, u got perfect vision." __________________ Your brain has the shell on it.

01-20-2009, 01:17 PM	#103 (permalink)
NSW Bigger and Better Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Texas girl living in the UK Posts: 2,596	Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months." Earl continues, slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, "You'd better think it over, Bob. Women like that are hard to find." __________________ Hi.

01-21-2009, 12:14 PM	#105 (permalink)
Guybrush Juicious Maximus III Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scabb Island Posts: 6,525	Why do women go to the toilet in pairs? .. One sits down on the loo, then the other one squeezes her head. __________________ Something Completely Different

01-20-2009, 12:08 PM	#102 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Old joke; How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plough? Give the bitch a shovel!

01-21-2009, 10:32 AM	#104 (permalink)
Arya Stark "Hermione-Lite" Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: New York. Posts: 3,084	That last one is funny. =P

01-21-2009, 02:39 PM	#106 (permalink)
Arya Stark "Hermione-Lite" Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: New York. Posts: 3,084	HAHAHA. I've heard that before. But for some reason it was funnier this time. =P