The Earth Is Round (Religious, quote, Ching, teacher)

~~Farfisa~~ · 09-27-2008, 05:14 PM

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I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!

wow... I've never seen such denial.

Piss Me Off · 09-27-2008, 05:20 PM

Some of those HAVE to be trolls. I mean,

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Jesus is not a Jew. Jesus was Jewish.

simplephysics · 09-27-2008, 05:43 PM

These people rule.

That theory doesn't allow for the possibility that dinosaurs could have travelled between continents if they HAD been split up the whole time (which they were). Building boats isn't that difficult, I'm sure some dinosaurs could have managed it.

simplephysics · 09-27-2008, 06:04 PM

... but they don't beat this epic fail.

~~Fyrenza~~ · 09-27-2008, 09:08 PM

man i sure could have used this in my 'gravity: theory or law' thread

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Originally Posted by Trinidad and Tobago, CARM

Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that's just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it's not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn't the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is.

FireInCairo · 09-27-2008, 10:10 PM

Some of those christians scare the **** out of me

Double X · 09-28-2008, 02:06 PM

^ I know...the sad thing is those nuts give a bad name to the rest of the regular sane Christians...

swim · 09-28-2008, 04:33 PM

My pre-calculus teacher use to be an airforce pilot and he said that he flew so high that he could see the curvature of the earth.

lucifer_sam · 09-28-2008, 04:34 PM

Your teacher has poor depth perception.

swim · 09-28-2008, 04:39 PM

Um no.

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