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09-04-2008, 02:52 PM | #11 (permalink) |
Ba and Be.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: This Is England
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No you just don't get it. The mutilation is me re-enacting my favourite sadistic scenes from all those video nasties that I have subjected myself to.
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09-04-2008, 02:53 PM | #12 (permalink) |
The Sexual Intellectual
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Somewhere cooler than you
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The Mail has some good points , like ...
Henry Winter's sports columns and ... umm ...ummmmm bye
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09-04-2008, 06:01 PM | #15 (permalink) |
Freeskier
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople...
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hahaha, thanks guys, this is exactly what I was looking for. Well maybe not the mass murder tangent, but it was very funny nonetheless. There's about a 1% chance that I'll secure anything with any of these papers, but I figured it doesn't hurt to try so I'll start at the top and then go down from there with the applications.
Now I need to do a little internet stalking to find out as much as possible about the editors of all these papers. Names, career history, names of their children, their schools and lists of their greatest fears....
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09-04-2008, 06:04 PM | #16 (permalink) |
Ba and Be.
Join Date: May 2007
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I have compiled many dossiers on the big cheeses in the upper end of the tabloids. It's all part of the ongoing research that fuels my nefarious ways...
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09-05-2008, 12:32 AM | #17 (permalink) |
Freeskier
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople...
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haha. good stuff. i'll be contacting all the "upper class" and "middle class" papers (except the financial times, since, well it would bore me to tears) in a couple of months after i hopefully pad out my portfolio. if someone agrees to take me on as an intern expect a thread filled with lots of exclamation marks and large capital letters.
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What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER |
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