spearmint

I don't think that really worked...hm

TillyLovesYew

haha...wat a dweeb...i just sat and read all that...it really didnt work tho :/

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IveLearnedToBeHappyAlone

Thrice

[THE END]

A new one word story will be started shortly, but for now, let the anticipation sep into your thoughtless minds as you are filled with great ideas for other fun games and awesome words for "One word story II"

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Lew Harrison, who looked like an anarchist with his red eyes and fierce black beard, had been writing furiously in one corner of the room. "That's good—happiness by the kilowatt," he said. "Buy your happiness the way you buy light."

jibber

And here's the story everybody!

Once there was an emo prostitute who’s pants were way too tight. So she raped an entire herd of giant sloths with one huge-ass big toe. Suddenly the hooker went over to her pimp asking “Will the sloth be careful when you give the rake to him?” Another prostitute be talking like a pirate. My new rubber spoon is dangerously overweight. When all the flying monkeys swim the Red Sea the lions ate tons of metalheads. Jibber started metal. My aunt Mavis loves big black pigeons. What is that lame a** emo pimp wearing? Your mum’s red thong ate Ozzy Osbourne’s favorite toothbrush. Ozzy went to Hellfest and had a huge syringe and it contained extremely concentrated heroine laced with anthrax, which exploded just because Ozzy sucks. Penguins eat jellyfish because they can’t get it off in God’s kitchen. Mittens are not meant to be lemonade. Giant mousepads are painfully small. Why is crack so lovely? Deodorant can’t stop stealing my grandmother’s virginity! Pop your dog’s red rocket lover by juggling some melons with his tongue. Anal lovers should always wear protective headgear. Jesus and hardcore emo were always running drugs and eating shrooms. Martha Stewart has soap between her ovaries and dances around with oranges on fire.

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What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road.
William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways

Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass.

HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

Thrice

The last few lines killed me.

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Lew Harrison, who looked like an anarchist with his red eyes and fierce black beard, had been writing furiously in one corner of the room. "That's good—happiness by the kilowatt," he said. "Buy your happiness the way you buy light."

TillyLovesYew

Martha Stewart has soap between her ovaries and dances around with oranges on fire.
<<that means nothing...or is it just me being a weirdo??????

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IveLearnedToBeHappyAlone

Fenixpunk

Anal lovers should always wear protective headgear...
so true, so true

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Han

love the story

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Lately I been walking walking in circles, watching waiting for something
Feel me touch me heal me, come take me higher

jibber

My favorite has to be the "why is crack so lovely?" randomly thrown in there. I also like how I apparently started metal.

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What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road.
William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways

Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass.

HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

David Frost

Deodorant can’t stop stealing my grandmother’s virginity!

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My iron lung helps me breathe--
And third glass eye helps keep up appearances.
I'm a technological marvel.