MusicBanter News Desk

right-track · 06-05-2009, 03:30 PM

BREAKING NEWS: MusicBanter has declared a state of Marshall Law as from midnight tonight GMT.

The recent terrorist activity on the boards has been the cause of such drastic action never before seen on MusicBanter.
The outlawed 'corryallen2' faction will be forbidden to create any threads past the 12 p.m. watershed. The clampdown will be for a period of time, as yet undisclosed.

A spokesman for the MTF (MusicBanter Task Force) had this to say about the dramatic development;

"It is with great regret and reluctance that we here at the MTF feel it necessary to impose a state of Marshall Law. We feel that the sanity and well being of law abiding members is of paramount importance.
We will do everything in our power to stamp out the evil infiltrating these boards.
We must stress that we have the interest of the ordinary members at heart and we want to reassure the general public that we will enforce the 'no thread ban' on the corryallen2 faction with a vengeance.
Should you see any suspicious threads, or any activity suggesting the threat of an illegal thread, please do not hesitate to inform the authorities immediately."

corryallen2 is a dangerous and desperate individual. Under no circumstances must you approach this individual, or attempt to post in any of his threads until the thread in question has been safely diffused.

Freebase Dali · 06-05-2009, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

BREAKING NEWS: MusicBanter has declared a state of Marshall Law as from midnight tonight GMT.

The recent terrorist activity on the boards has been the cause of such drastic action never before seen on MusicBanter.
The outlawed 'corryallen2' faction will be forbidden to create any threads past the 12 p.m. watershed. The clampdown will be for a period of time, as yet undisclosed.

A spokesman for the MTF (MusicBanter Task Force) had this to say about the dramatic development;

"It is with great regret and reluctance that we here at the MTF feel it necessary to impose a state of Marshall Law. We feel that the sanity and well being of law abiding members is of paramount importance.
We will do everything in our power to stamp out the evil infiltrating these boards.
We must stress that we have the interest of the ordinary members at heart and we want to reassure the general public that we will enforce the 'no thread ban' on the corryallen2 faction with a vengeance.
Should you see any suspicious threads, or any activity suggesting the threat of an illegal thread, please do not hesitate to inform the authorities immediately."

corryallen2 is a dangerous and desperate individual. Under no circumstances must you approach this individual, or attempt to post in any of his threads until the thread in question has been safely diffused.

I honestly don't know why he was paroled twice.
MB Law enforcement needs to implement a "3 strikes you're out" rule.
Also, who else is in his gang?

Son of JayJamJah · 06-05-2009, 03:37 PM

The Music Banter Task Force has acted swiftly and justly and the people of the Music Banter Republic have responded...

right-track · 06-05-2009, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

I honestly don't know why he was paroled twice.
MB Law enforcement needs to implement a "3 strikes you're out" rule.

The 3 strike and out rule is a common rule of thumb amongst the mods. One that we reserve for our more 'special' members.

jackhammer · 06-05-2009, 03:39 PM

We also have our beady eyes one or two more individuals who have been making henious threads that threaten to destabilise MB. One moderator who cannot be named for legal reasons said today "Those twat's should really go and if I met the said individuals in a pub then I would be forced to kick them severely hard in the undercrackers"

For our American readers, the term 'undercrackers' refers to the garments that are wrapped around your arse and crotch.

Freebase Dali · 06-05-2009, 03:40 PM

^ Well gentlemen, happy exterminating and you can use my house as a fort anytime.

right-track · 06-05-2009, 04:43 PM

corryallen2 latest: MB special forces called into action.

In an unparalleled attempt to bring corryallen and his undesirable activities of terror to a dramatic and final conclusion the MB team have deployed the use of it's special forces.

Following the announcement of a total thread clampdown on corryallen2 the MB authorities have employed the services of the URBANIZER to deal with the out of control reprabate known as corryallen2.
The decision is thought to be unprecented in the history of MusicBanter.

An MB spokesman had this to say;

"It's unprecedented in the history of MusicBanter".

More to follow.

sweet_nothing · 06-05-2009, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FireInCairo

we All Gonna Die

this.

right-track · 06-05-2009, 04:51 PM

corryallen update: Following member concerns of the impending use of MB's the 'URBANIZER', users are advised to remain indoors for the duration.
Collateral damage will be kept to a minimum.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 06-05-2009, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer

"Those twat's should really go and if I met the said individuals in a pub then I would be forced to kick them severely hard in the undercrackers"

This fellow amirite?

06-05-2009, 03:39 PM	#65 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	We also have our beady eyes one or two more individuals who have been making henious threads that threaten to destabilise MB. One moderator who cannot be named for legal reasons said today "Those twat's should really go and if I met the said individuals in a pub then I would be forced to kick them severely hard in the undercrackers" For our American readers, the term 'undercrackers' refers to the garments that are wrapped around your arse and crotch. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

06-05-2009, 03:40 PM	#66 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	^ Well gentlemen, happy exterminating and you can use my house as a fort anytime. __________________

06-05-2009, 03:30 PM	#61 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	BREAKING NEWS: *MusicBanter has declared a state of Marshall Law as from midnight tonight GMT.* The recent terrorist activity on the boards has been the cause of such drastic action never before seen on MusicBanter. The outlawed 'corryallen2' faction will be forbidden to create any threads past the 12 p.m. watershed. The clampdown will be for a period of time, as yet undisclosed. A spokesman for the MTF (MusicBanter Task Force) had this to say about the dramatic development; "It is with great regret and reluctance that we here at the MTF feel it necessary to impose a state of Marshall Law. We feel that the sanity and well being of law abiding members is of paramount importance. We will do everything in our power to stamp out the evil infiltrating these boards. We must stress that we have the interest of the ordinary members at heart and we want to reassure the general public that we will enforce the 'no thread ban' on the corryallen2 faction with a vengeance. Should you see any suspicious threads, or any activity suggesting the threat of an illegal thread, please do not hesitate to inform the authorities immediately." corryallen2 is a dangerous and desperate individual. Under no circumstances must you approach this individual, or attempt to post in any of his threads until the thread in question has been safely diffused.

06-05-2009, 04:43 PM	#67 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	corryallen2 latest: MB special forces called into action. In an unparalleled attempt to bring corryallen and his undesirable activities of terror to a dramatic and final conclusion the MB team have deployed the use of it's special forces. Following the announcement of a total thread clampdown on corryallen2 the MB authorities have employed the services of the URBANIZER to deal with the out of control reprabate known as corryallen2. The decision is thought to be unprecented in the history of MusicBanter. An MB spokesman had this to say; "It's unprecedented in the history of MusicBanter". More to follow.

06-05-2009, 04:51 PM	#69 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	corryallen update: Following member concerns of the impending use of MB's the 'URBANIZER', users are advised to remain indoors for the duration. Collateral damage will be kept to a minimum.