MusicBanter News Desk

Piss Me Off · 08-14-2008, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by dreadnaught

Thank you! Definitely got into my 2nd choice, doesn't look like i've made my first but i'm going to college in a bit to find out for sure.

Uni here i come!

jackhammer · 08-18-2008, 04:41 PM

BONG...Jackhammer has posted an incredible 115 replys in six days since reaching the 5,000 milestone, admin are checking the quality of these and admit that they need 'to have a word' BONG.. despite the band 'Yes' failing to make it into the MB hall of fame, parity is achieved through the band 'King Crimson' storming into a stunning 12-0 lead. Booboo's belt and shoelaces have been returned.

One final item... MB spammers have been dealt their last hand. All new promotional posts can be banned on sight now. The moderators are brandishing the rarely used ban hammers as we speak.

Son of JayJamJah · 11-29-2008, 07:21 PM

--------------------------- What happened to the news?

sleepy jack · 11-29-2008, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

Ethan Update: The mystery deepens.
An unknown spokesman close to sleepy jack claims he may be in hiding from an irate ex girlfriend who threatened him with sex.
Concerns were raised following reports of his final words to his parents being, "I'm just off out to stare at the stars in the night sky and gaze upon the birds leaving beautiful traces of lost memories, while I lay, alone, in the soft, long timeless grass of hope".
His mother said she wasn't duely concerned, but he left without taking his coat.
Other rumours and speculation include that he may have been kidnapped by an online paedophile ring specifically targeting emo's and reports of two separate sightings of him working as a checkout girl at a Michigan Walmart store are being investigated by MB moderators.

This is the greatest thing I've ever read, I love you david.

jackhammer · 05-10-2009, 09:17 AM

Bump this.

BONG! MB seems to be going Dad rock sorry Dire Strait's crazy with threads and downloads reaching epic proportions.

Thrice · 05-10-2009, 01:47 PM

BONG...Seems to be the preferred smoking method in MB's http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/25...ug-thread.html

right-track · 05-15-2009, 08:26 AM

Newsflash: Reports are coming in about the custom size avatars.
A MusicBanter spokesman today revealed that the return of the custom size avatars for regular members, that were so popular back in the day, are no more.
Consequently, all those poor members that changed their avvies by downsizing in the hope of a return of the feature...are well and truly screwed!!!

Yes, that means you Marijan.

savannah · 05-15-2009, 12:16 PM

beep beep beep:
savannah sues jackhamer for downsizein her av

lucifer_sam · 05-15-2009, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

Newsflash: Reports are coming in about the custom size avatars.
A MusicBanter spokesman today revealed that the return of the custom size avatars for regular members, that were so popular back in the day, are no more.
Consequently, all those poor members that changed their avvies by downsizing in the hope of a return of the feature...are well and truly screwed!!!

Yes, that means you Marijan.

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

right-track · 05-15-2009, 03:42 PM

coryallen2 banning sensation latest:

A MusicBanter insider has recently revealed to the newsdesk that corryallen2's 3 day ban has taken a turn for the worse.

corryallen's condition appeared stable with what initially appeared to be only a 1 day ban remaining before he was given the all clear and a clean bill of health.
His return to the boards looked a certainty, then dramatically at the 11th hour it was pointed out that the the unnamed mod responsible for banning him (coughUrbancough) had given him an irreversible 10 point infraction.
Despite gallant attempts by fellow moderators to revive his account, he still remains in a vegetative state....no change there then!

Can corry's account be brought back to life?
Will the mysterious unnamed mod be even arsed?
Does anybody actually care?

The next few days will be vital...stay tuned folks.

08-18-2008, 04:41 PM	#22 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	BONG...Jackhammer has posted an incredible 115 replys in six days since reaching the 5,000 milestone, admin are checking the quality of these and admit that they need 'to have a word' BONG.. despite the band 'Yes' failing to make it into the MB hall of fame, parity is achieved through the band 'King Crimson' storming into a stunning 12-0 lead. Booboo's belt and shoelaces have been returned. One final item... MB spammers have been dealt their last hand. All new promotional posts can be banned on sight now. The moderators are brandishing the rarely used ban hammers as we speak. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

05-10-2009, 09:17 AM	#25 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	Bump this. BONG! MB seems to be going Dad rock sorry Dire Strait's crazy with threads and downloads reaching epic proportions. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

05-10-2009, 01:47 PM	#26 (permalink)
Thrice أمهاتك[وهور]Aura Euphoria Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Florida/Buffalo/CT Posts: 2,077	BONG...Seems to be the preferred smoking method in MB's http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/25...ug-thread.html __________________ Lew Harrison, who looked like an anarchist with his red eyes and fierce black beard, had been writing furiously in one corner of the room. "That's good—happiness by the kilowatt," he said. "Buy your happiness the way you buy light."

05-15-2009, 12:16 PM	#28 (permalink)
savannah afrocentric Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: texas Posts: 753	beep beep beep: savannah sues jackhamer for downsizein her av __________________ i changed my mind; i changed my mind;now i'm feeling different all that time, wasted i wish i was a little more delicate i wish my i wish my i wish my i wish my i wish my name was clementine - sarah jaffe

05-15-2009, 08:26 AM	#27 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Newsflash: Reports are coming in about the custom size avatars. A MusicBanter spokesman today revealed that the return of the custom size avatars for regular members, that were so popular back in the day, are no more. Consequently, all those poor members that changed their avvies by downsizing in the hope of a return of the feature...are well and truly screwed!!! Yes, that means you Marijan.

05-15-2009, 03:42 PM	#30 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	coryallen2 banning sensation latest: A MusicBanter insider has recently revealed to the newsdesk that corryallen2's 3 day ban has taken a turn for the worse. corryallen's condition appeared stable with what initially appeared to be only a 1 day ban remaining before he was given the all clear and a clean bill of health. His return to the boards looked a certainty, then dramatically at the 11th hour it was pointed out that the the unnamed mod responsible for banning him (coughUrbancough) had given him an irreversible 10 point infraction. Despite gallant attempts by fellow moderators to revive his account, he still remains in a vegetative state....no change there then! Can corry's account be brought back to life? Will the mysterious unnamed mod be even arsed? Does anybody actually care? The next few days will be vital...stay tuned folks.