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Set a timer. Post whatever runs through your head as you write Type as fast as you can.

This is an amazing day; steal the goose egg, freeze the patty, she awakes in the middle of the kitchen having made a tuna fish sandwich, oh the irony. And she wonders why she goes to a therapist six days a month. The hills are alive with the sound of muzak brother, hulkamania is running wild, Jules Asner was a fablous host. The world is made of marshmallows, how can I have s'more if I haven't had any? The World is made of Marshland, Florida is a fucked up state, old people, older then me, creppy nurse shoe wearing retirees. I hate hospitals and funeral parlors, that's probably why I hate hospitals.The world is a Martian; scary spice might be world-like, remember this Alamo. The river walk in San Antonio is worth the trip but would get old if I lived there, fight the power analog is a digital concept, eat more fish when you sleep with the protein. Icicles.

I think we've overacted our lines in an attempt to the jump head over heels in love with the sea but the wind broke our fall and we were swept by chance, I'd love to honestly tell you exactly what runs through my head but these past few months have been far too stressful you see I've stitched together all my thoughts and let our dirty laundry hang like wires from them you say I'm a coward but I assure you I'm just a fake you know the deepest apologies have been thrown in your face but every word escapes your lips except "please stay."

Bangarang Peter Pan, well done.

I've been trying to really understand system of a down but it takes so much to get there and the light is really throwing the books on my thoughts my pants keep giving me the creeps because theyve got cartoons that remind me of daffy duck when he was the pedophiler the gang raper of magical creatures and i am completely unsure of how to explain this right now.

LOL how the **** will i type this long without a single coherent thought. goddamn pink floyd is ****ing awesome. brain damage is such a beautiful song. sounds kinda like radiohead even tho those beautiful british ****s came way after. oh **** what the **** is boredoms that the twat above me listens to? is it some new wave **** or something lol. 50 seconds left. ****ing clash im sick of them god damn, they always show up on my ****ing shuffle and why hte **** is the twat above me talking about magical creatures? the only magical creature is his mom's twat

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I love you for making this thread, JJ, I really do. This is so fun.

There is no sight that the man who sees can’t realize. When I look back I see the bright light of my past and realize that I fell too fast and drove too quick and now I’m stuck. In this. In what? In this world, this evisceration of modern life. In this godforsaken land of hypocrites and strife and obese, diabetic people everywhere. I stare at my shoes and wonder how the world ever got this way to place some abnormal destructive habit on the cusp of an egg where you can throw, you can throw with all your might but sure enough it won’t break against the wall. And that wall is stacked many feet high, above the parking lot that your shoes and feet are in, along with your legs and the rest of your body. But your brain, your brain isn’t there. And no matter what you do or who you blow you’ll never get that time back so make the most of your life or it will pass you by.

Ok so I kind of cheated a little because my phone on the table is my timer by the cat babysitting money tuna candle frame chinese fan on the wall of **** where's the zapper i remember that nasty spider eww there were ants in my drawer today how nasty I don't know how that chair is still alive maybe i should go have a smoke is that crying i hear? whats going on... oh yeah i forgot to mention that kiwi needs to be thrown away i don't know if i'm doing this right because i'm kind of just been completing my thoughts rather than rambling on like in other posts. I am trying not to look at the computer screen or what i am typing right now so i don't lose my train concenteaion so my words are probably coming out all jumbled. buut there's only 90 seconds time limit before the clock goes off on the microwave. salt and vinager chips are mighty tasty but they kind of hurt my mouth... haha thats what she said oh zing to myself. You just don't realize. Eww my mouth tastes like peas right now and it's king of gross but it was the good garden fresh kind of peas not the nasty store bough frozen ones ew those are horrible.

1 2 3 she's a real left winger 'cus she's been down south and had peasants in her arms, she said i could tell you stories that would make you cry, what about you? I said ME TOO! I could tell you stories that would make you cry and she sighed awwwww. I said i wanna be a singer like Lou Reed she said I LIKE LOU REED sticking her tongue in my ear lets go lets sit let's talk politics and go so good with beer, while we're at it

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^^ i was thinking the EXACT same thing!

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It is so gratifying to be a stereotypical male.