Not that I really want the fandango but I couldn't bear the thought of an old sodden barkeep. This last bucket is the one that's really, really red. I mean it's the kind of red that makes apples jealous but not those nasty tasting green apples. Frank was a bellbottom wearing douchebag. He drove a camaro. He ate cream pies and I don't know about bozo.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity...

and most of us here own property on each side of the divide and spend most our time tight-roping along all hurdy gurdy.

Would you fancy a pancake?
:crazy:

giraffes run through the night flying eagles as fas as they can, why? there is no why oh botheration tempo is not temper then whisk the whsikey in a jar tampon fend off my hand with a gnat, i do not know oh why do you bother me so? i do not love thee, i said to romeo but he lies bleeding......

why is it that white women are still considered forbidden fruit for black guys? yesterday I saw this older guy raping this lady with his eyes. Red White and blue should not be worn in such a manner that it looks like you a wearing a flag. Some people tend to over do it.

Most of these seem like actual song lyrics. I'm pretty sure this is what some songwriters do to finish their songs.

Hello, how do you do? It's me new and improved. I caught a cold
The other day and I hate being sick almost as much as I hated transformers 3, what a load of crap. Bloated, overlong nonsense an stupidity bonobo Ono ink says Shia labels seriously why's the girl there? She's running around in high heel in a war zone what absolute craid mannnnnn. That's what I'm dying.

^ iPhone auto-correct pretty much raped that.

raped or brought it to a new level of awesomeness?

Oh my god I am really hungry and I was eating mango licorice but then I thought I should eat an actual mango or like maybe some cereal with some soy milk but I really don't know and my brother's friends are over and I sleep naked so when I woke up this morning I put on the underwear I was wearing yesterday and the shirt I was wearing yesterday so I'm still wearing that and I'm not dressed at all and its a thong so I dunno if I want these little boys seeing my ass cheeks. Ew. God I'm sorry guys, I'm gross why do I talk about these things but I don't really have anything to do today. All this free time makes me anxious. I dunno, my best friend is going to art class and I don't really want to hang out with anybody else and I guess I could just go out and coast or whatever but that's silly.