i have 2 cigarettes left
 

does this mean I should go on a killing spree?

yes

Wouldn't it be easier just to bum one off of someone??

You could try to smoke them out your nose, I suppose. See how that works out.

And then start smoking marijuana.

Yes.

Smoke cloves.

bongloadit

Nah, just make a couple threads about it on an internet forum, cuz you know that people on the internet really do give a sh*t and stuff..

Yeah, the first cigarette to mentally prepare you for the carnage, and the second to kick back and appreciate your handiwork.

be more constructive with your feedback.