Two Truths And A Lie (country, bass, Coldplay, Polish)

jackhammer · 07-29-2008, 04:37 PM

Following on from the question posed in a recent Saturday 6 pack: "2 Truths and a Lie" – Share 3 unique things about yourself and your life. Two of them true, but one must be false. I have collected all the statements from those who posted so we can begin the guessing games!

A) Molecules:
I am Polish; I have had 4 ingrown toenails; I am undergoing cognitive behavioural therapy. Ok, admittedly none of them are that unique whaddya want from me anyway??

B) Piss Me Off:
-Eating Chips makes me throw up.
- I'm terrified of dentists, haven't been in years.
-I was born on Friday the 13th

C) Proggy Man:
I've never left the country, I broke/lost two iPods in one week and was born in Berkeley.

D) Alfred:
My mom's 2nd cousin plays bass guitar in Avril Lavigne's backing band.
My band has a show on September 12.
I'm listening to a Christmas-themed song at the moment.

E) Satchmo:
I love flowers, I look like Chris Pontius from Jackass, I have 6 testacles.

F) Lucifer Sam:
I have a higher GPA in college now than I did in high school.
I couldn't care less about what grades I get in college.
I've been arrested twice for possession.

G) LesPaul43:
Girls call me a pussy tease, I lost my virginity when I was 14, I am a huge underachiever.

H) Jackhammer:
I only use one eye to see with.
I play guitar left handed but I am right handed.
I have run a marathon for charity.

I) ComingUpRoses:
I'm adopted.
I've wrecked 3 cars.
I'm been swimming as a sport since I was 4.

J) The Unfan:
I'm a guitarist.
I can speak German.
I've had an argument with Jamie Jasta.

K) COBHCNick:
I'm going to Finland within the next year
I once got a gig headlining a festival partially due to my guitarist sleeping with the festival organizer.
I havent changed my 'look' much since high school.

L) right-track:
I once cycled from Manchester to Plymouth in my school holidays when I was 14 and I still don't know why I did it.
I'm a hired assassin.
I didn't do a days work until I was 25.

M) sweet nothing:
I just learned how to play 'Yellow' by Coldplay on guitar'
I lie alot
These are really good questions

N) savannah:
i listen to mylie cirus
i own 56 pairs of flip flops but only wear about four
growing up my friends called me counselor

O) seltzer:
* I've tumbled down a mountain
* Damo Suzuki asked me for a cigarette
* I broke my arm playing rugby league.

P) UberFilmBuff:
I broke my leg twice before the age of two
I didn't listen to music until the age of fifteen
I have 83 cousins

Q) mamanuthead:
I had 8 teeth pulled when I was a little kid
My first car was a Chevy Chevette
I won $5,000 in a casino last year

R) nonsubmissivewife:
-I've worked at the same place since I was 17.
-I love zombie movies.
-My brother is a transvestite neo-nazi eskimo.

S) WolfAtTheDoor:
-I said toodleoo to virginity at the age of 14.
-I once helped Josh Von Grimm and Spider Webb from The Horrors with their shopping.
-I did a **** on a swan in a cemetary.

T) wolverinewolfweiselpigeon:
I was once babysat by Matthew Fox of Lost.
-I have been diagnosed with a slight case of OCD.
-I have spent a night in county jail.

Let's have some answers!

pheurton · 07-29-2008, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer

M) sweet nothing:
I lie alot

bingo!

Double X · 07-29-2008, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer

I once got a gig headlining a festival partially due to my guitarist sleeping with the festival organizer.

True or not, that's ****ing hilarious.

NSW · 07-29-2008, 08:07 PM

Quote:

A) Molecules:
I am Polish; I have had 4 ingrown toenails; I am undergoing cognitive behavioural therapy. Ok, admittedly none of them are that unique whaddya want from me anyway??

I hope the 4 ingrown toenails is a lie...ouch!

jackhammer · 07-29-2008, 08:25 PM

R) I have a feeling that your brother is not a neo nazi!

NSW · 07-29-2008, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer

R) I have a feeling that your brother is not a neo nazi!

Maybe not...but I do have a feeling he could be a transvestite. And maybe an eskimo, in the right climate.

ProggyMan · 07-29-2008, 11:15 PM

No one will guess mine.

WWWP · 07-30-2008, 03:08 AM

I didn't listen to music until the age of fifteen.

^ That one.

NSW · 07-30-2008, 07:46 AM

Quote:

L) right-track:
I'm a hired assassin.

If this is true, then we must talk later...

mamanuthead · 07-30-2008, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer

E) Satchmo: I have 6 testacles.

Um?

07-29-2008, 04:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	Two Truths And A Lie Following on from the question posed in a recent Saturday 6 pack: "2 Truths and a Lie" – Share 3 unique things about yourself and your life. Two of them true, but one must be false. I have collected all the statements from those who posted so we can begin the guessing games! A) Molecules: I am Polish; I have had 4 ingrown toenails; I am undergoing cognitive behavioural therapy. Ok, admittedly none of them are that unique whaddya want from me anyway?? B) Piss Me Off: -Eating Chips makes me throw up. - I'm terrified of dentists, haven't been in years. -I was born on Friday the 13th C) Proggy Man: I've never left the country, I broke/lost two iPods in one week and was born in Berkeley. D) Alfred: My mom's 2nd cousin plays bass guitar in Avril Lavigne's backing band. My band has a show on September 12. I'm listening to a Christmas-themed song at the moment. E) Satchmo: I love flowers, I look like Chris Pontius from Jackass, I have 6 testacles. F) Lucifer Sam: I have a higher GPA in college now than I did in high school. I couldn't care less about what grades I get in college. I've been arrested twice for possession. G) LesPaul43: Girls call me a pussy tease, I lost my virginity when I was 14, I am a huge underachiever. H) Jackhammer: I only use one eye to see with. I play guitar left handed but I am right handed. I have run a marathon for charity. I) ComingUpRoses: I'm adopted. I've wrecked 3 cars. I'm been swimming as a sport since I was 4. J) The Unfan: I'm a guitarist. I can speak German. I've had an argument with Jamie Jasta. K) COBHCNick: I'm going to Finland within the next year I once got a gig headlining a festival partially due to my guitarist sleeping with the festival organizer. I havent changed my 'look' much since high school. L) right-track: I once cycled from Manchester to Plymouth in my school holidays when I was 14 and I still don't know why I did it. I'm a hired assassin. I didn't do a days work until I was 25. M) sweet nothing: I just learned how to play 'Yellow' by Coldplay on guitar' I lie alot These are really good questions N) savannah: i listen to mylie cirus i own 56 pairs of flip flops but only wear about four growing up my friends called me counselor O) seltzer: * I've tumbled down a mountain * Damo Suzuki asked me for a cigarette * I broke my arm playing rugby league. P) UberFilmBuff: I broke my leg twice before the age of two I didn't listen to music until the age of fifteen I have 83 cousins Q) mamanuthead: I had 8 teeth pulled when I was a little kid My first car was a Chevy Chevette I won $5,000 in a casino last year R) nonsubmissivewife: -I've worked at the same place since I was 17. -I love zombie movies. -My brother is a transvestite neo-nazi eskimo. S) WolfAtTheDoor: -I said toodleoo to virginity at the age of 14. -I once helped Josh Von Grimm and Spider Webb from The Horrors with their shopping. -I did a **** on a swan in a cemetary. T) wolverinewolfweiselpigeon: I was once babysat by Matthew Fox of Lost. -I have been diagnosed with a slight case of OCD. -I have spent a night in county jail. Let's have some answers! __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

07-29-2008, 08:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	R) I have a feeling that your brother is not a neo nazi! __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

07-29-2008, 11:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
ProggyMan Reformed Jackass Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,964	No one will guess mine.