Two Truths And A Lie
 

Following on from the question posed in a recent Saturday 6 pack: "2 Truths and a Lie" – Share 3 unique things about yourself and your life. Two of them true, but one must be false. I have collected all the statements from those who posted so we can begin the guessing games!

A) Molecules:
I am Polish; I have had 4 ingrown toenails; I am undergoing cognitive behavioural therapy. Ok, admittedly none of them are that unique whaddya want from me anyway??

B) Piss Me Off:
-Eating Chips makes me throw up.
- I'm terrified of dentists, haven't been in years.
-I was born on Friday the 13th

C) Proggy Man:
I've never left the country, I broke/lost two iPods in one week and was born in Berkeley.

D) Alfred:
My mom's 2nd cousin plays bass guitar in Avril Lavigne's backing band.
My band has a show on September 12.
I'm listening to a Christmas-themed song at the moment.

E) Satchmo:
I love flowers, I look like Chris Pontius from Jackass, I have 6 testacles.

F) Lucifer Sam:
I have a higher GPA in college now than I did in high school.
I couldn't care less about what grades I get in college.
I've been arrested twice for possession.

G) LesPaul43:
Girls call me a pussy tease, I lost my virginity when I was 14, I am a huge underachiever.

H) Jackhammer:
I only use one eye to see with.
I play guitar left handed but I am right handed.
I have run a marathon for charity.

I) ComingUpRoses:
I'm adopted.
I've wrecked 3 cars.
I'm been swimming as a sport since I was 4.

J) The Unfan:
I'm a guitarist.
I can speak German.
I've had an argument with Jamie Jasta.

K) COBHCNick:
I'm going to Finland within the next year
I once got a gig headlining a festival partially due to my guitarist sleeping with the festival organizer.
I havent changed my 'look' much since high school.

L) right-track:
I once cycled from Manchester to Plymouth in my school holidays when I was 14 and I still don't know why I did it.
I'm a hired assassin.
I didn't do a days work until I was 25.

M) sweet nothing:
I just learned how to play 'Yellow' by Coldplay on guitar'
I lie alot
These are really good questions

N) savannah:
i listen to mylie cirus
i own 56 pairs of flip flops but only wear about four
growing up my friends called me counselor

O) seltzer:
* I've tumbled down a mountain
* Damo Suzuki asked me for a cigarette
* I broke my arm playing rugby league.

P) UberFilmBuff:
I broke my leg twice before the age of two
I didn't listen to music until the age of fifteen
I have 83 cousins

Q) mamanuthead:
I had 8 teeth pulled when I was a little kid
My first car was a Chevy Chevette
I won $5,000 in a casino last year

R) nonsubmissivewife:
-I've worked at the same place since I was 17.
-I love zombie movies.
-My brother is a transvestite neo-nazi eskimo.

S) WolfAtTheDoor:
-I said toodleoo to virginity at the age of 14.
-I once helped Josh Von Grimm and Spider Webb from The Horrors with their shopping.
-I did a **** on a swan in a cemetary.

T) wolverinewolfweiselpigeon:
I was once babysat by Matthew Fox of Lost.
-I have been diagnosed with a slight case of OCD.
-I have spent a night in county jail.

Let's have some answers!

bingo!

True or not, that's ****ing hilarious.

I hope the 4 ingrown toenails is a lie...ouch!

R) I have a feeling that your brother is not a neo nazi!

Maybe not...but I do have a feeling he could be a transvestite. And maybe an eskimo, in the right climate.

No one will guess mine.

I didn't listen to music until the age of fifteen.

^ That one.

If this is true, then we must talk later...:shycouch:

Um? :eek:

If I was 15 and that was one of my Truths/lies...

Ah, my bad.

This one then.

Nope. :p:

Well now I've narrowed it down to two choices... how will I choose?

It's impossible. I'd flip a coin.

The one about Berkely.

Correct, I was born in Kaiser Oakland.

Congratulations.

You'd have to be pretty old.

No you wouldn't...

Nope. That's actually true.
His parents live near my hometown and he went to high school with my stepmom. He was already famous, but one weekend when he came home to visit, my stepmom and his wife went out for drinks and he "babysat" my cousin and I. We were like 12.

Oh shit I fail at life

Maybe when you're older you won't suck as bad.

Yeh, then I'd suck even worse like you. :)

Oh, you ass.
Anywho, back on topic, I pick this one.

"I just learned how to play 'Yellow' by Coldplay on guitar"

That's true I don know how to play Yellow on guitar. And the only reason I got yours wrong is because i misread it, i thought it said you babysat that guy from that one show.

He'll be better when he develops his technique.

ZING!

I knew someone would say something like that. =\

Ahaha.

And for you I think the one about getting arrested twice.

oooh me me me

1. i think Led Zeppelin is the greatest rock band of all time.
2. i won a regional eating contest for eating a plate of jello in 4 seconds.
3. i own 17 pets.

Number 3?

I was gonna go with # 3 also.