ATTN: Apple Jacks
 

Why don't you taste like apples?

apples are too conformist

Same reason Fruit loops don't taste like fruit?

Honeycombs do, in fact, taste like honey though. As a side note, I've noted the absence of Honeycombs at my local grocery. Anyone else noticed this? Sure, there are lots of other cereals to eat that I enjoy...but what happened? Still waiting for Twinkee Puffs.

We should plan an attack against cereal companies for false advertising.

You would have to go after every company in advertising history :/

Well, we should probably start now, eh? I'm in, I need a project anyway.

To confuse little childern.

The man is a clever bitch.

Its an apple industry ploy.

I'm going to boycott the apple industry, EAT GRAPES!