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Old 05-17-2008, 09:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Could you catch STDs from your dog?
Yeah, I have a pet dog and he's always licking himself and all that, as dogs do and he's still got his balls. To cut a long story short, I sleep in the nude (more comfortable, y'know) and my mom left the kitchen door open, he got out and I woke up with him humping me. I don't think he actually got inside or anything, but I wanna know if it's possible if he had any STDs that I could of caught them, I mean, he does lick his butt hole then his ****... if anyone has any experience (like a vet or something) please post.
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Old 05-17-2008, 10:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 05-17-2008, 10:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I don't know if he actually like, got inside, but could I still catch anything?
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Old 05-17-2008, 11:14 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Considering dogs mouthes are much cleaner than ours I'd say its a safe bet licking himself allowed him to transmit a sexual disease to himself and carry it onto you.
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plus i'm sure the dog was wearing a rubber
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