Could you catch STDs from your dog?
 

Yeah, I have a pet dog and he's always licking himself and all that, as dogs do and he's still got his balls. To cut a long story short, I sleep in the nude (more comfortable, y'know) and my mom left the kitchen door open, he got out and I woke up with him humping me. I don't think he actually got inside or anything, but I wanna know if it's possible if he had any STDs that I could of caught them, I mean, he does lick his butt hole then his ****... if anyone has any experience (like a vet or something) please post.
Thanks

I...love you?

you have AIDS

I don't know if he actually like, got inside, but could I still catch anything?

no :usehead:

Considering dogs mouthes are much cleaner than ours I'd say its a safe bet licking himself allowed him to transmit a sexual disease to himself and carry it onto you.

plus i'm sure the dog was wearing a rubber ;)

best thread ever

Can I get any infections?

You had sex with your dog?

no, the dog suprise sexed him/her

while he/she was asleep

It's not rape if you enjoy it

is it just me or is this the weirdest ****ing thread ever? I miss Savannah :(

I've woken up with a few dogs in my time, but not the canine variety.
Suggestions to avoid it happening again;
1. Don't sleep in the nude
2. Tell your 'mom' to keep the kitchen door shut.
3. Never sleep with a dog on a first date.
4. Shoot the dog.

There's a strong possibility you may have contracted distemper.
I'm afraid you may have to spend some time in quarantine...about 3 months.
If your parents can't afford the medical bills they could have you put down. Good luck.

The question nobody is asking is whether the dog had his **** in your vag.

the really sad thing is.... i can't tell if glm is trolling, a really sad reflection of the so-called sex education offered in american schools, or just a really special kind of stupid.

STD don't spontaneously generate through behavior. just because your dog licks himself doesn't mean he's going to suddenly become infected with gonorrhea.

i know it's wrong to stereotype young people as dumber than the generation that came before them but this thread makes it rather challenging. seriously.

I choose to see this thread as light-hearted fun myself. Well, lets hope :s

Posting in epic thread...

yes and what happened to savannah?

There's a circle around my vag guys. I'm scared.

Ringworm?

Please Tell Me This Thread Is A Joke

I agree

srsly someone close this creepshow

http://i26.tinypic.com/2ypjkms.jpg

Sounds like a case of...Surprise Buttsecks.

This thread is.....hmm.....what's the word......ahh yes, ****ed.

This thread brings one thing to mind.

http://caio.ueberalles.net/log/wp-co...etting_zoo.jpg

And there's he dirty(er) version...

I bet that guy's in the A200 Club

Why do I keep scratching,
Scratching my balls?
I don't like this feeling,
I don't like it at all.

Cause I got crabs,
I got crabs,
I got crabs,
I got those little ****ers biting and sucking my blood.

There's crab eggs in my bed,
They're in the carpet too,
I'll go to the store,
Buy A200 shampoo.
I got R.I.D. of them,
I got all of them,
They won't be back,
Wait a second,
What is this itching in my crack?

Cause I got crabs,
I got crabs,
I got crabs,
I got those little ****ers biting and sucking my blood

Well done

this thread has to be a joke. What idiot would post this kinda **** on the internet for the world to see? But if this is true, have you ever heard of a doctor? Got to one if ur really worried about this.

Who sleeps nude on the kitchen floor?

or the nastiest thread ever...this is foul

whichever would work tho

Especially when there is a horny dog around, that' like me sleeping nude in a prison shower room.

This guy said it the best.

That was a great night. I can't wait to find you sleeping nude on a shower floor again :tramp:

Bad imagery.

I can't wait to find you sleeping alone in a catholic chruch ;)

Man, if I was a mod i'd close this creepy ass thread in a second.

Pics or it didn't happen.