Question for the Males
 

I was wondering, pain wise, what is an adequate comparison to getting hit/kicked/slammed in your general wiener area?
I'm trying to comprehend...

having ur tit ripped off

not really man, u get like this deep pain in ur like kidney area and u get really nauseas

why are you asking the males? They wouldn't know what female pain is like...

Yeh i can't imagine what child birth must feel like, are there any mothers on this site?

= pain
it would hurt as much , maybe if they got stabbed in the uterus

Not to overshare or anything, but what you described sounds like a cramp during "that" time of the month. Seriously, it feels like someone is ripping your kidneys out through your back, and you just wanna vomit.

yeh the sick feeling you get is the worst part of getting kicked in the balls, that or the fact that u can't stand up straight

Imagine your stomach being the most sensitive place on your body.

you can't really describe the pain it's so intense

That's what I was thinking.

I really don't think any male has the right to tell a women what pain is, unless you are getting kicked in the balls everyday for a week every month of your life.

Come talk to us then.

have you ever had balls? no, so don't think you can compare, but then again i'll never have those cramps you guys are talking about so this question we'll go unawnsered.

Be glad you won't ever have those cramps. At least if you get kicked in the balls (assuming you don't lose a testicle from it) the pain passes in a fairly short period of time. With those damn cramps, the pain constantly lingers all day, unless you take good pain pills. Love pain pills. :thumb:

Atleast when you guys get kicked down there you don't have the fear of never being able to have children from it.

Excedrin Extra Strength is my best friend.

And chances are if you are getting kicked in the balls you deserved it, we didn't do anything to anyone :/

I got kicked in the balls in school cause I told off some girl =P

we get kicked or punched in the balls most of the time because our friends are *******s, i've never been punched in the balls by a girl.

That's just rude.
I have never intentionally inflicted pain on someone.
Except for once.
But that was an exception.

Kicked in the balls I can deal with. It somehow hurts less than a smack to the balls. Just a fairly light hit is worse for me than a hard hit. I don't think I could really draw a fair comparison to any other pain. I partially tore my MCL about 10 years ago on a road march, and that wasn't even as bad as the worst nut shot.

Good point about the pain passing fairly quickly. A slight soreness can linger for a while, but its nowhere near as bad. You girls do have the wonderful ability of sharing your crampiness with us boys through gods nice little prank called blue balls.

Girl issues stem from your ability to rule the world by proxy.

Haha. Brings back memories.











But not in the way you would think...

I'd like to think I take care of my man's balls quite nicely. ;)

Actually, the pain is kind of sharp in the kidney area. Its comparable to having your kidney stabbed (odd that I'd know how that feels) but not quite as bad.

A really hard one can hurt for an entire day. I get punched/kicked in the balls 3, 4 times a week. It's mainly other guys being douchebags. I get hit by girl maybe once every couple of weeks.

Told ya, it's mostly from other guys! Proggy are u in middle school?

Yep. How'd ya' guess?

Because I got punched in the balls all the time in middle school. And that's what boys that age do to eachother.

*Sarcasm

Passing a kidney stone is probably more painful, but thankfully I've never had that experience.

I vote for getting punched in the kidneys.

Having two sisters helped me to develop ninja type defence moves, so much so, I have it down to a fine art.
If anyone so much as lifts a leg in my presense, it's second nature for my hips to swivel and for my hands to lower covering my nether regions.
I reckon I've got a move for every testicle attack known to man.:D

The worst kind of ball pain is caused by slipping off a bike saddle.
It begins in the balls and spreads agonisingly to the anus...sheer torture. :(

I imagine its a bit like having your ovaries on the outside and flicking them slightly.

OUCH! That made me wince in pain just thinking about it. Ew.

I tore my frenulum once that ladies and gentleman IS pain. Still nothing compared to childbirth though I don't doubt.

That is seriously one of my biggest fears in life, i have a lot of sympathy for you :(
I won't ask how you did it :s

No, this is why it's in the Lounge and not the music threads.

Nah that's just funny... and quit with the name calling please.

i had a gall bladder failure
that hurt more

I stubbed my toe one time, that hurt pretty bad...

you poor thing :(