Question for the Males (quote, Inci, Hang)

right-track · 05-14-2008, 12:01 PM

Having two sisters helped me to develop ninja type defence moves, so much so, I have it down to a fine art.
If anyone so much as lifts a leg in my presense, it's second nature for my hips to swivel and for my hands to lower covering my nether regions.
I reckon I've got a move for every testicle attack known to man.

The worst kind of ball pain is caused by slipping off a bike saddle.
It begins in the balls and spreads agonisingly to the anus...sheer torture.

Piss Me Off · 05-14-2008, 12:45 PM

I imagine its a bit like having your ovaries on the outside and flicking them slightly.

NSW · 05-14-2008, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Piss Me Off

I imagine its a bit like having your ovaries on the outside and flicking them slightly.

OUCH! That made me wince in pain just thinking about it. Ew.

jackhammer · 05-14-2008, 01:46 PM

I tore my frenulum once that ladies and gentleman IS pain. Still nothing compared to childbirth though I don't doubt.

Piss Me Off · 05-14-2008, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

I tore my frenulum once that ladies and gentleman IS pain. Still nothing compared to childbirth though I don't doubt.

That is seriously one of my biggest fears in life, i have a lot of sympathy for you

I won't ask how you did it :s

jackhammer · 05-14-2008, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Slint

This thread is a joke, right?

Have you posted one thing on MusicBanter pertaining to music yet?

No, this is why it's in the Lounge and not the music threads.

jackhammer · 05-14-2008, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Slint

This person is a joke. Look at this thread: Wolverine is a moron.

Nah that's just funny... and quit with the name calling please.

~~Gates_of_Iscariot~~ · 05-14-2008, 07:16 PM

i had a gall bladder failure
that hurt more

Far Beyond Driven · 05-14-2008, 08:14 PM

I stubbed my toe one time, that hurt pretty bad...

sweet_nothing · 05-14-2008, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Far Beyond Driven

I stubbed my toe one time, that hurt pretty bad...

you poor thing

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right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Having two sisters helped me to develop ninja type defence moves, so much so, I have it down to a fine art. If anyone so much as lifts a leg in my presense, it's second nature for my hips to swivel and for my hands to lower covering my nether regions. I reckon I've got a move for every testicle attack known to man. The worst kind of ball pain is caused by slipping off a bike saddle. It begins in the balls and spreads agonisingly to the anus...sheer torture.

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~~Gates_of_Iscariot~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: new hampshire Posts: 191	i had a gall bladder failure that hurt more

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Far Beyond Driven Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 313	I stubbed my toe one time, that hurt pretty bad...