The end of the world as we know it.
 

No, I'm not talking about REM.

France builds Doomsday Machine - The Misunderstood Universe: Your Guide to the Universe, your complete Science reference plus Science and Technology news,

I always knew the french would be the end of us all.

I just ask it be quick when the time comes.

apparently it will be 4.5-7 minutes

well yeah for the entire planet to evaporate but each individual death will probably be instantaneous. In the grand scheme of things, 4-7 minutes is quick considering the size of the world.

Just like the French to play Russian roulette with the universe.
We should have left them to the Germans when we had the chance.

That would have meant leaving the whole of Europe to the Germans as well. :ar_15s:

hahahaha this is awesome

every other article i've seen about the CERN project portrays it as this wonderful miracle machine that will once and for all bring peace to the world and properly define man and the universe and eradicate war and disease and we'll all get to live happily ever after forever.

quite frankly i'd rather die from a giant black hole eating the planet than pretty much any medical illness i can think of.

I'm guessing it would be much like a nuclear explosion, just boom and you're gone.

But I feel fine. =\