Stupid things you've done to attract the opposite sex

EvilChuck · 04-07-2011, 06:15 PM

About 11 years ago (I'd have only been 11) there was a girl who used to live across the street from me, she and her family moved in about a month after we did and their background was similar to ours; they came from the same areas and knew alot of the same people we did, she in fact went to school with alot of people I hung around with but somehow we'd never met. She was 13, and I swear was the sexiest thing my young eyes had ever seen.

I had no game whatsoever. I was still in the mindset that you are when you're young, I just went up to her and asked if she wanted to be friends and that was how we started talking. She introduced me to music as a pastime really, before that I'd always only listened to the radio in the car, or whatever my parents were listening to. She showed me what music was cool at the time, and what she liked, stuff like Craig David and Eminem.

I listened and learned about the music, and more importantly her, for months. This is where it gets really bad though. I started watching the music channels... and taping songs that she liked onto VHS, so I could re watch them and try to learn the words.... to then sing them when she was around to get her attention more. The worst part was that I never knew what song was going to be next, so I'd sit around for hours watching the music channels for these songs, and then press record. I eventually built up an hour or more of her songs (none of which had the start of the song where I didnt react to the opening in time) and learned the words to them.

Then in some awkward Romeo and Juliet type scenario, we'd be watching her tv... her from inside and me outside the house with her shouting to me from where she was sitting, and when a song that she liked came on I was able to sing it for her as well as it being on tv.

I also saved up pocket money for weeks and built up to asking her out to eat somewhere, which wasnt made easy by the fact that SOMEHOW her parents and my parents knew I fancied her, and were teasing me about her non stop. I eventually did ask her out, I was shítting bricks though. I have never been so nervous about a girl in my life, she said yes though, and I took her to McDonalds (

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I got my first kiss from her shortly after my 12th birthday, that was a disaster as well though. We went to the park around the corner from where we lived and played basketball (I have no idea why). On the walk home she started holding my hand, then stopped me walking when there was no one around and we started kissing. I had no idea what I was doing really, there is the possibility I puckered , and may have got a boner as well

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04-07-2011, 06:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
EvilChuck #based Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: (Near) London, England Posts: 443	Stupid things you've done to attract the opposite sex About 11 years ago (I'd have only been 11) there was a girl who used to live across the street from me, she and her family moved in about a month after we did and their background was similar to ours; they came from the same areas and knew alot of the same people we did, she in fact went to school with alot of people I hung around with but somehow we'd never met. She was 13, and I swear was the sexiest thing my young eyes had ever seen. I had no game whatsoever. I was still in the mindset that you are when you're young, I just went up to her and asked if she wanted to be friends and that was how we started talking. She introduced me to music as a pastime really, before that I'd always only listened to the radio in the car, or whatever my parents were listening to. She showed me what music was cool at the time, and what she liked, stuff like Craig David and Eminem. I listened and learned about the music, and more importantly her, for months. This is where it gets really bad though. I started watching the music channels... and taping songs that she liked onto VHS, so I could re watch them and try to learn the words.... to then sing them when she was around to get her attention more. The worst part was that I never knew what song was going to be next, so I'd sit around for hours watching the music channels for these songs, and then press record. I eventually built up an hour or more of her songs (none of which had the start of the song where I didnt react to the opening in time) and learned the words to them. Then in some awkward Romeo and Juliet type scenario, we'd be watching her tv... her from inside and me outside the house with her shouting to me from where she was sitting, and when a song that she liked came on I was able to sing it for her as well as it being on tv. I also saved up pocket money for weeks and built up to asking her out to eat somewhere, which wasnt made easy by the fact that SOMEHOW her parents and my parents knew I fancied her, and were teasing me about her non stop. I eventually did ask her out, I was shítting bricks though. I have never been so nervous about a girl in my life, she said yes though, and I took her to McDonalds (). I got my first kiss from her shortly after my 12th birthday, that was a disaster as well though. We went to the park around the corner from where we lived and played basketball (I have no idea why). On the walk home she started holding my hand, then stopped me walking when there was no one around and we started kissing. I had no idea what I was doing really, there is the possibility I puckered , and may have got a boner as well .