Alright you texans,...
 

Chilifest Inc. - www.chilifest.org - Welome to Chilifest - Snook Texas -

any of y'all goin to chilifest?

can't quite make it, but save some of that chili and we can eat it at our picnic.

probably, i don't know, if i can get a ride then yes

My redneck senses are tingling.

not everyone is a redneck in texas, i really hate'em

they only let you attend the chilifest if you can prove that you hate black people.

acctually its mostly aggies,......

and chili fest is almost like a right of passage in these parts,.....

i think i'm just gonna make the friday night festivites,....depending on what happens i may be able to be talked into stayin until sundays,....

this is the first year i've not been on a chili team, so i dont really know how to act,...lol

and crowie,....in all honestly you would prolly hate it

now thats just stupid,...everyone knows black people make the best chili

'sides my mamma.

YouTube - Chicken Fried Bacon

another plus of goin to chilifest?
chicken friend bacon

that's so gross

My God...there's more than one?http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...power/goth.gif

ummmm,.....when you are so hung over you dont even know your own name,....or how you got there,...or where you even are,...chick fried bacon will cure what ails you,....and its a MUST after a night at chili fest

i think theres' six of us,.....

that looks ****ing delicious.

Even the STDs?http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...wer/glupan.gif

it is,..i always make the boys go get me some so i dont have to leave the compound,....and if they want to be really nice i'll talk them into goin down the road to the pit grill to get me some grits,...extra butter and sugar,....it goes great with chicken fried bacon,......

i've made it myself at the house,...and its pretty good,.....its just not as good as his,......i think its his bacon,......


oh you know what else is great,....at the busy bee cafe over in maypearl they have chicken fried french fries,.........they are great

do you have to be,...gross,.....

oh jeezus, that does sound really, really good.

ok now i'm hungry

I'm sorry...http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...wer/mazi-1.gif

not me, that bk was DELISH

you better get all of it in that you can now,......

Wow...I almost had a heart attack just watching that...http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...ower/vruce.gif

At my state fair they have deep fried snickers

That looks sooo good, But just with a bowl of hotsauce :)

i'm going to do everything in my power to be fat and flabby for you. ;D

just what I was thinking........

Heh, that reminds me of the Simpson episode where Homer attends a chili cookoff, and Homer eats like 5 of Chief Wiggum's insanity death peppers.
He hallucinates for the rest of the episode, and talks to Johnny Cash in the form of a prophetic coyote.

By the way, why do they call it a redneck?
Does it have something to do with the farmer's tan?
I mean, I have just never looked at somebody and said, 'Boy, that guy has a really red neck!' Has anyone else?

it has to do with the assuption that those types of people do manual labor which inturn gives them a sun burnt neck,.....

yeah.......heavy lifting.......red necks,
I can kind of see that,

Although, you'd think it would give you more of a red face.
I mean has anyone ever seen someone with a really red neck, and not a red face?

dude, you're overcomplicating it. a redneck is a redneck is a redneck. you know them when you see them.

cuz the red facers are the country club golf boys swillin scotch in the club house

I just always associated rednecks with hillbillies, ya know,
peope that like country music, and attend rodeos, generally poor, and not so well educated,

I don't recognize rednecks when I see them. I genuinely want to know if anyone has ever seen someone with an extremely red neck, and a white face. I would just find it comical, and honestly I've never seen anyone look like that

so then what would i be?
i listen to country music, and attend/compete in rodeos,....hell i was even engaged to a stock contractor once

You would be pretty cool..............

if you stopped doing those things.

:laughing: i agree

says the man who lists is location as 'my truck'

:rofl: omg that was a great comeback :laughing:

I list my location as my truck, because I am a truck driver,
and every time I post on this site, I am in my truck,
sorry I'm not cool enough to go to places like rodeos, and chili cookoffs,
and get drunk every night, while listening to country music and fishing.

that really is unfortunate,...really,....it is,.....