I fear,.... (quote, Lute, Organ)

savannah · 03-26-2008, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by chartsengrafs

the question is.. are you wearing any clothes? xD

it depends on how complicated my outfit is,...lol,...really,....

oh gawd i should not drink and post

meh

chartsengrafs · 03-26-2008, 12:56 AM

i meant when you jump into the lake.

savannah · 03-26-2008, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by chartsengrafs

i meant when you jump into the lake.

lol i did too
sometimes i jump in sans clothes,..
and sometimes i cant figure out how to get them off,.....

true story,...
so i used to hang out at this bar at a marina on the lake,....back when i was drinkin everyday,...
and my friend tate and i were sittin there on the deck, watchin the band and drinkin margaritas,.....in our drunken state we decided we were lonely and needed a friend (no no this is not a penthouse letter)
so we devised a plan to catch these ducks that were swimming between the jetty and the boat dock,....
we got our bartender friend to give us the plastic tubeing off the coke machine, stripped down and jumped in the lake,...there we sat, under water, breathing through this tubeing, until we could get up under the ducks,.......we'd then grab em up and make our way to the bank

and that started that trend of naked duck hunting,....and its all because of patron

chartsengrafs · 03-26-2008, 01:03 AM

wow.. that's hilarious.

savannah · 03-26-2008, 01:05 AM

lol we thought it was

chartsengrafs · 03-26-2008, 01:11 AM

as long as keep doing stuff like that, you should be proud of your alcoholism. just kidding. i keep trying to think of anything even close to that and i just cant.

savannah · 03-26-2008, 01:13 AM

shoo, i had to stop drinkin like that,......i'm amazed we've never been jailed for it,....
that was the summer that i quit my job to be a lake bum,.....the only think i was worried about that summer was whos boat i was gonna nap on so i could stay up all night,....

chartsengrafs · 03-26-2008, 01:17 AM

there was one time me and my friends got drunk on everclear, and soon realized that it would be a great idea to go to this country music bar on the outskirts of town and steal beer from all the trucks out there. we'd been there for about five minutes before the security guard pulled his pistol on us and called the cops. the cops got there and before you knew it we were being accused of being gangmembers, and of stealing dozens of guns from some dude's truck a few weeks before that. it was awesome. we sarcastically claimed to be in a gang called the "blue dolphins" (in honor of the ecstasy pill), and me and my buddy travis were just insulting the main cop who was asking us questions.

they let us go after calling our parents. that's probably the most legendary drunken night i've ever had.. i think i was 17

savannah · 03-26-2008, 01:24 AM

joe, be nice to me and i might tell you about the time i stole the post office

chartsengrafs · 03-26-2008, 02:40 AM

.....will do. xd

03-26-2008, 01:05 AM	#15 (permalink)
savannah afrocentric Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: texas Posts: 753	lol we thought it was __________________ i changed my mind; i changed my mind;now i'm feeling different all that time, wasted i wish i was a little more delicate i wish my i wish my i wish my i wish my i wish my name was clementine - sarah jaffe

03-26-2008, 01:13 AM	#17 (permalink)
savannah afrocentric Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: texas Posts: 753	shoo, i had to stop drinkin like that,......i'm amazed we've never been jailed for it,.... that was the summer that i quit my job to be a lake bum,.....the only think i was worried about that summer was whos boat i was gonna nap on so i could stay up all night,.... __________________ i changed my mind; i changed my mind;now i'm feeling different all that time, wasted i wish i was a little more delicate i wish my i wish my i wish my i wish my i wish my name was clementine - sarah jaffe

03-26-2008, 01:24 AM	#19 (permalink)
savannah afrocentric Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: texas Posts: 753	joe, be nice to me and i might tell you about the time i stole the post office __________________ i changed my mind; i changed my mind;now i'm feeling different all that time, wasted i wish i was a little more delicate i wish my i wish my i wish my i wish my i wish my name was clementine - sarah jaffe

03-26-2008, 12:56 AM	#12 (permalink)
chartsengrafs Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: oahu, hawaii Posts: 148	i meant when you jump into the lake.

03-26-2008, 01:03 AM	#14 (permalink)
chartsengrafs Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: oahu, hawaii Posts: 148	wow.. that's hilarious.

03-26-2008, 01:11 AM	#16 (permalink)
chartsengrafs Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: oahu, hawaii Posts: 148	as long as keep doing stuff like that, you should be proud of your alcoholism. just kidding. i keep trying to think of anything even close to that and i just cant.

03-26-2008, 01:17 AM	#18 (permalink)
chartsengrafs Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: oahu, hawaii Posts: 148	there was one time me and my friends got drunk on everclear, and soon realized that it would be a great idea to go to this country music bar on the outskirts of town and steal beer from all the trucks out there. we'd been there for about five minutes before the security guard pulled his pistol on us and called the cops. the cops got there and before you knew it we were being accused of being gangmembers, and of stealing dozens of guns from some dude's truck a few weeks before that. it was awesome. we sarcastically claimed to be in a gang called the "blue dolphins" (in honor of the ecstasy pill), and me and my buddy travis were just insulting the main cop who was asking us questions. they let us go after calling our parents. that's probably the most legendary drunken night i've ever had.. i think i was 17

03-26-2008, 02:40 AM	#20 (permalink)
chartsengrafs Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: oahu, hawaii Posts: 148	.....will do. xd