Stuff White People Like

simplephysics · 12-02-2008, 07:15 PM

Oh go smoke a Newport.

~~Farfisa~~ · 12-02-2008, 10:28 PM

Newports **** up your throat more then other cigs. Or did they finally change the filter?

TheBig3 · 12-03-2008, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by sleepy jack

http://www.musicbanter.com/games-lis...do-battle.html

what the eff does this mean?

sleepy jack · 12-03-2008, 11:51 AM

I don't even remember

DearJenny · 12-03-2008, 11:59 AM

After that was released, my local radio station made a "stuff black people like" but they only allowed black people to call in so nobody would get severely offended.

Fast Frankie · 01-19-2010, 04:14 PM

just in case you haven't read the book or seen the webpage; here it is.

Stuff White People Like

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#125 - Bob Marley:

During the course of a white person’s education they will go through many phases including but not limited to: “awkward,” “classic rock,” and “being really into a foreign country.” Of these phases, there is only one that all white people are required to go through before they can obtain their bachelor’s degree. It is known as “Bob Marley.”

Depending on the coolness of the white person, they can experience this stage anywhere between the sixth grade and their last year of college. Regardless of when they went through this phase, every white person can tell you about the time when they had Legend on repeat. If you wish to test this theory, go to any floor in a College Dorm and there is a 100% chance you will find at least one Bob Marley poster.

It is also worth noting that white people tend get into smoking marijuana during this phase. This is why all white people view the combination of the two as one of the most pleasurable experiences on earth. But when white people really want to take it to the next level they will combine Bob Marley, Marijuana, a long weekend and some sort of notable outdoor location (beach, cottage, or patio). There are few activities on earth that are more appealing to white people.

The only acceptable reasons for declining participation are a prior engagement at a music festival or a commitment to go camping.

It’s also worth noting that when talking to white people about Bob Marley there is no need to use his surname. This is because all white people refer to him simply as “Bob.”

Since so many people are into Bob Marley, it is only natural for advanced white people to profess to only marginally liking Bob Marley (note: it is impossible for a white person to outright dislike him). Instead, these white people will claim to preferring more obscure artists like Burning Spear or Peter Tosh.

But be warned that a white person saying they like “reggae” what they really mean is “reggae from 1965-1983.”

Under no circumstances should you ever bring a white person to a dancehall reggae concert, it will frighten them.

Note: if you are talking to a white person who is really into Bob Marley, has dreadlocks, and professes to be a Rastafarian, you should end the conversation immediately. These people are of no value unless you need directions to a WTO protest or have questions about how bad a human can smell.

hahhaaha, its so funny, i lol each time

Gio · 01-19-2010, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fast Frankie

just in case you haven't read the book or seen the webpage; here it is.

hahhaaha, its so funny, i lol each time

I think I bypassed this phase......Ohhhhh wait.....I listened to Sublime...Dammit!!

ElephantSack · 01-20-2010, 06:16 PM

Grape juice.

storymilo · 01-20-2010, 06:29 PM

Talking about how white people love study abroad:

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It is also important that you understand the study abroad ranking system. Europe/Australia form the base level, then Asia, then South America, and finally the trump card of studying abroad in Tibet. Then there is the conversation killer of studying abroad in Africa. If you studied in Africa, it is usually a good idea to keep it quiet, it will remind white people that they were too scared to go and they will feel bad. Use this only in emergencies.

duga · 01-20-2010, 06:37 PM

hahaha...i love that one

although recently here in the states people count canada as studying abroad...even europe seems too alien to attempt for most.

12-03-2008, 11:59 AM	#45 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,321	After that was released, my local radio station made a "stuff black people like" but they only allowed black people to call in so nobody would get severely offended. __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.

01-20-2010, 06:16 PM	#48 (permalink)
ElephantSack Man vs. Wild Turkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: ATX Posts: 948	Grape juice. __________________ OF THE SUN

01-20-2010, 06:37 PM	#50 (permalink)
duga MB quadrant's JM Vincent Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 3,762	hahaha...i love that one although recently here in the states people count canada as studying abroad...even europe seems too alien to attempt for most. __________________ Confusion will be my epitaph...

12-02-2008, 10:28 PM	#42 (permalink)
~~Farfisa~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,773	Newports **** up your throat more then other cigs. Or did they finally change the filter?