Breaking news!
 

Michael Stipe is gay. Are you as shocked as I am?

Too shocked for words?

You mean to say this hasn't flipped your universe upside down?!

I IMed like three of my friends and they're like you didn't know? :(

Breaking? What rock have you been hiding under? Even that articvle link is dated 2001.

And anyways what does it matter that he enjoys pounding ass.. are you afraid that when his band tours your town that he will track you down and make you squeal like a pig?

ppppffftt It's like stating:
"hey adidasss is judgemental!". ZZZzzzzzz

Yeah seriously adidasss, what's with the homophobic garbage?

:laughing: Apparently he made this announcement in this month's Spin. I failed at linking the proper story...:(

Incidentally, for the n00bs, I'm a homosexual and this thread is supposed to be sarcastic. ;)

Oh, so I really am the only one that was actually shocked. :(

You're so 'out' of the ghay loop Crowquill. sshheeesshhh.

You're kidding, right?

Anyhoo, let's discuss his pussydome. An internationally recognized artist that moves in hyper liberal circles has waited almost a quarter of a century to be honest about who he is. I mean, one can understand Ricky Martin's reluctance, what with his entire career being built on him as a sex symbol to women. But an alternative artist? For shame Michael, for shameeee... :rolleyes: