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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 01-18-2023, 03:05 PM   #24891 (permalink)
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"You know that thing?"

"No."

"You know, that weird thing?"

"No."

*Stomps off*
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 01-18-2023, 03:33 PM   #24892 (permalink)
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“Do you sell vegetables?”

“What?”

“Do you sell vegetables? Y’know, green, fibrous foods..”

“What?”

*Stomps off*
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Old 01-18-2023, 03:48 PM   #24893 (permalink)
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"Do you guys sell any dinosaur oatmeal?"

"What?"

"Y'know, with the candy eggs that hatch T-Rexes, Liopleurodons, Velociraptors and Plesiosaurs when you heat it up?"

"What?!"

*Stomps off*
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Old 01-18-2023, 04:56 PM   #24894 (permalink)
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"Hey, you wet yourself."

"What?"

"There's a very large wet stain on the front of your pants."

"What?"

*Stomps off*
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on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 01-18-2023, 06:43 PM   #24895 (permalink)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOItkiKMEzE
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Old 01-18-2023, 07:26 PM   #24896 (permalink)
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I commute by train and the one I'm on hit someone today. We've been sitting in between stations for two hours.

What?

Two hours just sitting on the tracks, **** sucks man.

What?

*tries to storm off but can't get off of the train so he just angrily paces up and down the aisle*
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Old 01-18-2023, 08:19 PM   #24897 (permalink)
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I've seen "stomps off" so many times in a row that it's starting to sound like a Russian surname in my mind.
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Old 01-18-2023, 09:39 PM   #24898 (permalink)
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It technically qualifies as a meme format now.
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Old 01-19-2023, 12:53 PM   #24899 (permalink)
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It technically qualifies as a meme format now.
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Old 01-19-2023, 01:00 PM   #24900 (permalink)
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"Do you work here?"

"What?"

"I said, do you work here?"

"What?"

"Are you deaf?"

"What?"



*Stomps off*
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