The Bitch Box

Trollheart · 08-17-2021, 07:44 PM

Yeah I wasn't having a go at you, I was just pointing out that
a) you made the remark about Bon Jovi
b) I asked what you were talking about
c) you referenced the opening post
d) I pointed out that almost nobody looks at the opening post of a thread that has been going for more than fifteen years now
and so
e) I had no way to know you were making a play on the first post, and thought you had information I was not privy to.

I guess the lesson is, if you're going to reference something make it something recent.

Or don't listen to Bon Jovi, yes, Batty I know...

Neapolitan · 08-17-2021, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton

My first concert was Bon Jovi opening for the Scorpions in the 80's. We waited in the parking lot until the hordes of Aqua-Netted females let out to make our way inside. I felt like a salmon going upstream.

They only go up stream to mate. Are you saying you felt like hooking up with one of those Aqua-Net babes? Did you get to spawn that evening?

~~jwb~~ · 08-18-2021, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor

hate people who shout things at pedestrians as they drive by

hate when a driver honks at you because you didn't sprint across the crosswalk

hate when drivers don't give a **** that you have the right away and go ahead make a right into the crosswalk

etc...I'm gonna start carrying **** to throw at these guys

sounds like somebody is doing a lot of walking. shouldn't have wrecked your car dummy....

Trollheart · 08-18-2021, 05:12 AM

He owned a car dummy? Was that for the car pool lane?

Plankton · 08-18-2021, 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

They only go up stream to mate. Are you saying you felt like hooking up with one of those Aqua-Net babes? Did you get to spawn that evening?

Spawn didn't come out until the 90's, so no.

Trollheart · 08-18-2021, 08:50 AM

Those salmon would eat you alive. Literally. Fish love plankton.

Plankton · 08-18-2021, 09:34 AM

Ok, I am a little spicy tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkTrL4YpwDA

~~jwb~~ · 08-19-2021, 12:13 PM

So yesterday morning when I'm right about to go to bed this snaggle tooth looking broad asks to use my phone. I'm like ok and i hold the **** out the window and put it on speaker for her. She goes to hold it and I'm like nah and she's like i won't steal it and looks all offended/degraded that I'm not willing to let her hold it. And I'm like i know you probably won't steal it but I've had my phone stolen before and I'm tired and don't feel like chasing your ass... Eventually she got over it and seemed like she wanted me to pay her for a blowjob or something but the bitch was looking rough.....

Then i get home last night at 3 am and there's this sketchy tweeker looking guy in the parking lot approaching me and I'm dead tired and don't feel like dealing with some bull**** right now. And he's doing the thing where he sorta walks in my direction but not really then goes the other way trying to look inconspicuous or some **** but eventually he approaches me and I'm like what? What do you want? And he's just mumbling **** and looking at me squirrelly and I'm like i can understand you but i don't have time for this... And he mumbles something about smoke and I'm just like no. Whatever the **** it is, no. **** off man I'm way too tired to be held up by some random ****ing guy trying to get me to buy or sell god knows what... ****s ****ing annoying the people who hang around this motel with nothing to do so they bother me.... I guess that's their job

**Exo** · 08-19-2021, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwb

So yesterday morning when I'm right about to go to bed this snaggle tooth looking broad asks to use my phone. I'm like ok and i hold the **** out the window and put it on speaker for her. She goes to hold it and I'm like nah and she's like i won't steal it and looks all offended/degraded that I'm not willing to let her hold it. And I'm like i know you probably won't steal it but I've had my phone stolen before and I'm tired and don't feel like chasing your ass... Eventually she got over it and seemed like she wanted me to pay her for a blowjob or something but the bitch was looking rough.....

Then i get home last night at 3 am and there's this sketchy tweeker looking guy in the parking lot approaching me and I'm dead tired and don't feel like dealing with some bull**** right now. And he's doing the thing where he sorta walks in my direction but not really then goes the other way trying to look inconspicuous or some **** but eventually he approaches me and I'm like what? What do you want? And he's just mumbling **** and looking at me squirrelly and I'm like i can understand you but i don't have time for this... And he mumbles something about smoke and I'm just like no. Whatever the **** it is, no. **** off man I'm way too tired to be held up by some random ****ing guy trying to get me to buy or sell god knows what... ****s ****ing annoying the people who hang around this motel with nothing to do so they bother me.... I guess that's their job

Sorry is this is a known fact but where exactly are you living right now again?

rostasi · 08-19-2021, 03:58 PM

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08-17-2021, 07:44 PM	#24531 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	Yeah I wasn't having a go at you, I was just pointing out that a) you made the remark about Bon Jovi b) I asked what you were talking about c) you referenced the opening post d) I pointed out that almost nobody looks at the opening post of a thread that has been going for more than fifteen years now and so e) I had no way to know you were making a play on the first post, and thought you had information I was not privy to. I guess the lesson is, if you're going to reference something make it something recent. Or don't listen to Bon Jovi, yes, Batty I know... __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

08-18-2021, 05:12 AM	#24534 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	He owned a car dummy? Was that for the car pool lane? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

08-18-2021, 08:50 AM	#24536 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	Those salmon would eat you alive. Literally. Fish love plankton. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

08-18-2021, 09:34 AM	#24537 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Ok, I am a little spicy tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkTrL4YpwDA __________________ See location...

08-19-2021, 12:13 PM	#24538 (permalink)
~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	So yesterday morning when I'm right about to go to bed this snaggle tooth looking broad asks to use my phone. I'm like ok and i hold the ** out the window and put it on speaker for her. She goes to hold it and I'm like nah and she's like i won't steal it and looks all offended/degraded that I'm not willing to let her hold it. And I'm like i know you probably won't steal it but I've had my phone stolen before and I'm tired and don't feel like chasing your ass... Eventually she got over it and seemed like she wanted me to pay her for a blowjob or something but the bitch was looking rough..... Then i get home last night at 3 am and there's this sketchy tweeker looking guy in the parking lot approaching me and I'm dead tired and don't feel like dealing with some bull right now. And he's doing the thing where he sorta walks in my direction but not really then goes the other way trying to look inconspicuous or some but eventually he approaches me and I'm like what? What do you want? And he's just mumbling and looking at me squirrelly and I'm like i can understand you but i don't have time for this... And he mumbles something about smoke and I'm just like no. Whatever the it is, no. off man I'm way too tired to be held up by some random ing guy trying to get me to buy or sell god knows what... s **ing annoying the people who hang around this motel with nothing to do so they bother me.... I guess that's their job

08-19-2021, 03:58 PM	#24540 (permalink)
rostasi . Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 4,009