The Bitch Box

Howard the Duck · 08-12-2011, 01:09 AM

i never get sunburnt

because we all here is quite used to the searing heat

FETCHER. · 08-12-2011, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Stu

I don't get sunburn... mainly because I live in England.

Same. I got sunburned in Cancun though, all my male friends called me Hellboy for a fortnight.

The Monkey · 08-12-2011, 09:15 AM

I have now like 15 hair on my back. Black and really long. A year ago there were only three. Not good.

lucifer_sam · 08-12-2011, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Aurora

Same. I got sunburned in Cancun though, all my male friends called me Hellboy for a fortnight.

When were you in Cancun? I was in the Riviera Maya just a few weeks ago.

NSW · 08-12-2011, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Aurora

Same. I got sunburned in Cancun though, all my male friends called me Hellboy for a fortnight.

Haha! Hilarious. I totally would have been in on that.

FETCHER. · 08-12-2011, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

When were you in Cancun? I was in the Riviera Maya just a few weeks ago.

I was in Riviera Maya too! Where were you staying? I flew home on the 12th of July.

was that the first time you were there?

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Originally Posted by nonsubmissivNewife

Haha! Hilarious. I totally would have been in on that.

It was tragic, it was actually the sorest thing ever. Shiny face eat yer heart out.

lucifer_sam · 08-12-2011, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Aurora

I was in Riviera Maya too! Where were you staying? I flew home on the 12th of July.

was that the first time you were there?

The Barcelo Maya, about halfway between Playa del Carmen and Tulum, for the week of July 19. Yeah it was my first time there, I ended up getting a ridiculous sunburn because I forgot to put sunblock on my upper lip.

I had a lot of fun there, but going inland was brutally hot. Don't think I plan on visiting Xichen Itza again.

Freebase Dali · 08-13-2011, 01:17 PM

So I woke up today and noticed these strange brown smudges all over my apartment...

F*cking cat...
I guess last night he went sh*t in his litter box like he always does, but apparently he missed the litter box and shat down the back of his legs. He's a long-haired cat, and now there's cat sh*t tangled up all over his backside.
I can see everywhere he sat down last night.

This is f*cked up.
He's officially ostracized and quarantined until I figure out what to do.

Paedantic Basterd · 08-13-2011, 01:19 PM

I think you'll have to let his dags dry up, then cut them off his ass with some scissors.

Freebase Dali · 08-13-2011, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Pedestrian

I think you'll have to let his dags dry up, then cut them off his ass with some scissors.

Ughhh. I guess that's all I can do then.
haha... when I started thinking about how ridiculous the whole situation is, I began laughing hysterically.

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08-13-2011, 01:17 PM	#8778 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	So I woke up today and noticed these strange brown smudges all over my apartment... Fcking cat... I guess last night he went sht in his litter box like he always does, but apparently he missed the litter box and shat down the back of his legs. He's a long-haired cat, and now there's cat sht tangled up all over his backside. I can see everywhere he sat down last night. This is fcked up. He's officially ostracized and quarantined until I figure out what to do.

08-13-2011, 01:19 PM	#8779 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	I think you'll have to let his dags dry up, then cut them off his ass with some scissors.