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Old 06-02-2012, 06:20 PM   #9891 (permalink)
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I'm trying to upload an album on Mediafire and I keep getting errors. -_-
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Old 06-02-2012, 11:36 PM   #9892 (permalink)
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Today the gas on my cooker backfired and singed all the hairs off my left hand, 10 minutes later I manage to accidentally pour boiling hot water over the same hand

Amazingly I have no burn marks.
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Old 06-03-2012, 08:51 AM   #9893 (permalink)
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I'm trying to upload an album on Mediafire and I keep getting errors. -_-
use a different site, Mediafire seems to have self destructed recently.

on an unrelated bitch. I think I may have angered a few people with my conduct last night.
Guy has a house party, right? He's a friend of mine, not a best friend, but we hang sometimes.
Anyway, I turn up around 11, and around 15 minutes later, the majority of the people there decide they're going to hit the local club, the party host included.

I've just turned up and I have little money, so don't go. He actually leaves me in charge of his house, with no other family around.
So naturally, the remaining stragglers and I get high.
And then the house subsequently gets a little messy.
No details are really necessary but the term sneeeakkypee comes to mind.

Anyway, two girls show up around quarter to 2, so we assume they've got the house on lock and leave.
The party host returns after the club shuts and I get a scathing phone call, he expects me to come back and clean the mess up.
Bare in mind by this time, I'm in my bed and pretty tired. So I hang up the phone and switch it off.
Get up this morning to a series of scathing texts planning revenge when my folks are away later this summer. Lol.
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Old 06-03-2012, 09:03 AM   #9894 (permalink)
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on an unrelated bitch. I think I may have angered a few people with my conduct last night.
Guy has a house party, right? He's a friend of mine, not a best friend, but we hang sometimes.
Anyway, I turn up around 11, and around 15 minutes later, the majority of the people there decide they're going to hit the local club, the party host included.

I've just turned up and I have little money, so don't go. He actually leaves me in charge of his house, with no other family around.
So naturally, the remaining stragglers and I get high.
And then the house subsequently gets a little messy.
No details are really necessary but the term sneeeakkypee comes to mind.

Anyway, two girls show up around quarter to 2, so we assume they've got the house on lock and leave.
The party host returns after the club shuts and I get a scathing phone call, he expects me to come back and clean the mess up.
Bare in mind by this time, I'm in my bed and pretty tired. So I hang up the phone and switch it off.
Get up this morning to a series of scathing texts planning revenge when my folks are away later this summer. Lol.
You should've stayed until he came back, but he shouldn't be so pissed at a friend for making the house messy. It's a fucking party, man, he should expect at least an hour of clean up time, especially if people are gonna shmoke and whatnot as you did.
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Old 06-03-2012, 06:14 PM   #9895 (permalink)
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Today the gas on my cooker backfired and singed all the hairs off my left hand, 10 minutes later I manage to accidentally pour boiling hot water over the same hand

Amazingly I have no burn marks.
It sounds like someone wants you dead.
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Old 06-03-2012, 09:10 PM   #9896 (permalink)
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Urban is in a Final Destination movie and is just buying time til the inevitable.

Gonna bitch about work since I don't feel like placing the venting on my girl right now.

New girl isn't gonna work out. To paint a picture she's fat, covered in tattoos, loud, and one of those people who always has to have attention. The first day I met her, she felt it necessary to tell me she takes meds and has suicidal thoughts. Awesome. Today, after being there only a week, our head boss had to talk to her about what a terrible job she is doing. Naturally she cried, then spent most of the day telling me about it.
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Old 06-06-2012, 02:16 PM   #9897 (permalink)
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I'm getting really tired with shitty bartenders in this town. I was waiting for 5 minutes last night as the bartender was on the other side of the bar on his laptop deciding what music he wanted to play (he settled for Franz Ferdinand). Naturally I didn't give him a tip and he just glared at me which almost made me lose it and just tell him off for being inattentive to his clientele and his inability to pour a pint of Guinness properly. How fucking hard is it to pour at a bit of an angle, and then let it settle before filling it up all the way? I'm not paying $5.50 for a pint that has a two inch head.
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Old 06-07-2012, 04:58 PM   #9898 (permalink)
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Dear UPS,

Do you guys actively look for ways to provide a horrible experience for your customers? I'm just wondering because that exactly what it feels like.

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Old 06-07-2012, 07:28 PM   #9899 (permalink)
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I'm getting really tired with shitty bartenders in this town. I was waiting for 5 minutes last night as the bartender was on the other side of the bar on his laptop deciding what music he wanted to play (he settled for Franz Ferdinand). Naturally I didn't give him a tip and he just glared at me which almost made me lose it and just tell him off for being inattentive to his clientele and his inability to pour a pint of Guinness properly. How fucking hard is it to pour at a bit of an angle, and then let it settle before filling it up all the way? I'm not paying $5.50 for a pint that has a two inch head.
I often judge the bar or the bartender based on the results of pouring a pint of Guinness. If barely have time to turn and say something to whoever I'm with before receiving my pint, chances are I won't be overly impressed.
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Old 06-07-2012, 08:37 PM   #9900 (permalink)
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I often judge the bar or the bartender based on the results of pouring a pint of Guinness. If barely have time to turn and say something to whoever I'm with before receiving my pint, chances are I won't be overly impressed.
I just don't understand the point of having it on tap if you're not going to teach your staff how to pour it properly. Like if you just had it in cans or bottles I could kind of understand, it's there for someone that specifically asks for it, but it's not the thing most people get. Oh well, there's a really good Irish pub a few blocks away that it always jumping on a Friday night, and they at least know how to pour a Guinness.
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