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06-02-2012, 11:36 PM | #9892 (permalink) |
The Sexual Intellectual
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Somewhere cooler than you
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Today the gas on my cooker backfired and singed all the hairs off my left hand, 10 minutes later I manage to accidentally pour boiling hot water over the same hand
Amazingly I have no burn marks.
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06-03-2012, 08:51 AM | #9893 (permalink) | |
The Big Dog
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Scotland
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on an unrelated bitch. I think I may have angered a few people with my conduct last night. Guy has a house party, right? He's a friend of mine, not a best friend, but we hang sometimes. Anyway, I turn up around 11, and around 15 minutes later, the majority of the people there decide they're going to hit the local club, the party host included. I've just turned up and I have little money, so don't go. He actually leaves me in charge of his house, with no other family around. So naturally, the remaining stragglers and I get high. And then the house subsequently gets a little messy. No details are really necessary but the term sneeeakkypee comes to mind. Anyway, two girls show up around quarter to 2, so we assume they've got the house on lock and leave. The party host returns after the club shuts and I get a scathing phone call, he expects me to come back and clean the mess up. Bare in mind by this time, I'm in my bed and pretty tired. So I hang up the phone and switch it off. Get up this morning to a series of scathing texts planning revenge when my folks are away later this summer. Lol. |
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06-03-2012, 09:03 AM | #9894 (permalink) | |
SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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06-03-2012, 09:10 PM | #9896 (permalink) |
Account Disabled
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 99
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Urban is in a Final Destination movie and is just buying time til the inevitable.
Gonna bitch about work since I don't feel like placing the venting on my girl right now. New girl isn't gonna work out. To paint a picture she's fat, covered in tattoos, loud, and one of those people who always has to have attention. The first day I met her, she felt it necessary to tell me she takes meds and has suicidal thoughts. Awesome. Today, after being there only a week, our head boss had to talk to her about what a terrible job she is doing. Naturally she cried, then spent most of the day telling me about it. |
06-06-2012, 02:16 PM | #9897 (permalink) |
Cardboard Box Realtor
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Hobb's End
Posts: 7,648
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I'm getting really tired with shitty bartenders in this town. I was waiting for 5 minutes last night as the bartender was on the other side of the bar on his laptop deciding what music he wanted to play (he settled for Franz Ferdinand). Naturally I didn't give him a tip and he just glared at me which almost made me lose it and just tell him off for being inattentive to his clientele and his inability to pour a pint of Guinness properly. How fucking hard is it to pour at a bit of an angle, and then let it settle before filling it up all the way? I'm not paying $5.50 for a pint that has a two inch head.
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06-07-2012, 04:58 PM | #9898 (permalink) |
Mate, Spawn & Die
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Rapping Community
Posts: 24,593
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Dear UPS,
Do you guys actively look for ways to provide a horrible experience for your customers? I'm just wondering because that exactly what it feels like. Sincerely, Janszoon |
06-07-2012, 07:28 PM | #9899 (permalink) | |
Melancholia Eternally
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: England
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06-07-2012, 08:37 PM | #9900 (permalink) |
Cardboard Box Realtor
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Hobb's End
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I just don't understand the point of having it on tap if you're not going to teach your staff how to pour it properly. Like if you just had it in cans or bottles I could kind of understand, it's there for someone that specifically asks for it, but it's not the thing most people get. Oh well, there's a really good Irish pub a few blocks away that it always jumping on a Friday night, and they at least know how to pour a Guinness.
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