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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 05-15-2012, 03:47 AM   #9821 (permalink)
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I hate when people don't honour a joint deal of voluntary work for a short period of time, it leaves all the more work on your back. You can't really complain about it either coz...they volunteered.

Also, i hate adverts. I hadn't watched tv in a while and i forgot how annoying it is when they break up whatever you are watching. I also hate that youtube has bent over and taken it up the ass for money...and facebook.

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Old 05-16-2012, 02:47 PM   #9822 (permalink)
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I hate when people don't honour a joint deal of voluntary work for a short period of time, it leaves all the more work on your back. You can't really complain about it either coz...they volunteered.

Also, i hate adverts. I hadn't watched tv in a while and i forgot how annoying it is when they break up whatever you are watching
. I also hate that youtube has bent over and taken it up the ass for money...and facebook.
A-****in'-men. Same reason I didn't listen to the radio for years. It's like getting poked in the brain over and over by a pervert's skinny boner.
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Old 05-16-2012, 02:52 PM   #9823 (permalink)
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To all future Optometrists, if you're going to dilate your patient's pupils, could you use a drug that includes hallucinations? I really need to get some errands done today but my pupils are still too dilated from my eye appointment earlier today to face the outside world without writhing in pain. Sadly I'm out of contact lenses too so I can't use my sunglasses.
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Old 05-17-2012, 03:05 PM   #9824 (permalink)
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these god damn "men at work" promotions!!!

it looks like the stupidest show i've ever ****ing seen





he seriously said "put your seatbelts on america"?!?!
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Old 05-17-2012, 03:20 PM   #9825 (permalink)
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these god damn "men at work" promotions!!!

it looks like the stupidest show i've ever ****ing seen
It's never a good sign when they can't find a single funny scene to put in the ads. I'm giving the show about six weeks on the air before it gets cancelled.
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Old 05-19-2012, 07:17 AM   #9826 (permalink)
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Urban Pet Owners!

PICK UP YOUR ANIMAL'S SH!T! EVERY. TIME.

I live in a small city, in what happens to be a pet friendly building. I also happen to help out around the building by keeping the stairs and walkway clear of snow in the winter and lawn nice and trimmed in the summer. It helps me force myself to go outside and do some kind of physical work, as a result I kind of like it.

Except when I have to mow poop.

Last week was the first mow of the season, so it was kind of expected. But after the winter and the subsequent heating up / regrowth period in the Spring, whatever dog bombs were left were hard and dry and relatively easy to clean up.

Today, I got up, went outside, and proceeded to mow the lawn. First I noticed a few little turds on the strip of lawn between the sidewalk and the street. Not a huge deal but still aggravating. Then I start trimming the actual lawn in front of the building and I find a dump bigger than the one -I- dropped this morning. Fresh and squishy too.

So I scooped it up with rocks and dropped it all in a nice pile on one of the steps. There's NO WAY anyone can miss it. Yes, it's horribly immature and passive aggressive. But whatever. If you can't handle picking up after your animal every time, then you're simply not responsible enough to properly care for a pet in an urban environment. There's no denying it came from the lawn, there's still some green stuck to some turds.

I figure it'll still be there when I take off for lunch regardless of how many owners relieve their animals.

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Old 05-19-2012, 03:07 PM   #9827 (permalink)
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Haha, that's funny. Awesome idea.
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Old 05-19-2012, 03:10 PM   #9828 (permalink)
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Make bacon. Pour grease on turds. Watch dogs consume turds to their owners' horror.
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Old 05-19-2012, 03:12 PM   #9829 (permalink)
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You actual genius.
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Old 05-19-2012, 03:16 PM   #9830 (permalink)
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Wow...I'm saving my bacon grease from now on hahaha.
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