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Old 03-14-2012, 06:50 PM   #9671 (permalink)
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I think that's pretty ****ed.
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Old 03-14-2012, 06:53 PM   #9672 (permalink)
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So, I just found out my cousin had her third kid.
Well, she's one of those "OMG DON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH ANYTHING IN IT AND DON'T GET VACCINATED" people. Well, she decided to take it a step further and have a "natural" birth, in her bathtub at her house... Ok, gross, and possibly dangerous, but ok.

But... this f*cking b*tch MADE HER OTHER TWO LITTLE CHILDREN WATCH THE WHOLE THING. These kids are like 4 and 5 years old. WTF? Poor kids were probably traumatized. They aren't old enough to understand what's happening, so why put them through that?

Does this seem weird to anyone else?
God, this makes me hate anti-everything extremists even more.
My friend passed out and needed medical attention at the moment of his wifes conception. I can only imagine the terror those kids must have felt when they realized where babies come from. What an atrocity.
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Old 03-14-2012, 06:56 PM   #9673 (permalink)
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Oh, and I also just found out that she's eating placenta. Well, in pill form... but still... This is the kind of person we're dealing with.
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Old 03-14-2012, 06:57 PM   #9674 (permalink)
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My design teacher. She's neat, but I hate everything she likes. She has a weirdly strong affinity for children's toys. "Lego has great color schemes in this catalog." Yeah, great. The Halloween page had purple, orange, and black. The Christmas page? Red, green, and white! Amazing!
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Old 03-14-2012, 06:59 PM   #9675 (permalink)
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So, I just found out my cousin had her third kid.
Well, she's one of those "OMG DON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH ANYTHING IN IT AND DON'T GET VACCINATED" people. Well, she decided to take it a step further and have a "natural" birth, in her bathtub at her house... Ok, gross, and possibly dangerous, but ok.

But... this f*cking b*tch MADE HER OTHER TWO LITTLE CHILDREN WATCH THE WHOLE THING. These kids are like 4 and 5 years old. WTF? Poor kids were probably traumatized. They aren't old enough to understand what's happening, so why put them through that?

Does this seem weird to anyone else?
God, this makes me hate anti-everything extremists even more.
Jesus, that is crazy.

Reminds me of the "Dolphin Assisted Birth" episode of Bullshit for some reason...

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Old 03-14-2012, 07:01 PM   #9676 (permalink)
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My design teacher. She's neat, but I hate everything she likes. She has a weirdly strong affinity for children's toys. "Lego has great color schemes in this catalog." Yeah, great. The Halloween page had purple, orange, and black. The Christmas page? Red, green, and white! Amazing!
HOLY SHIT! I think I might steal those awesome color palette ideas next Christmas!
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Old 03-14-2012, 07:03 PM   #9677 (permalink)
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So, I just found out my cousin had her third kid.
Well, she's one of those "OMG DON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH ANYTHING IN IT AND DON'T GET VACCINATED" people. Well, she decided to take it a step further and have a "natural" birth, in her bathtub at her house... Ok, gross, and possibly dangerous, but ok.

But... this f*cking b*tch MADE HER OTHER TWO LITTLE CHILDREN WATCH THE WHOLE THING. These kids are like 4 and 5 years old. WTF? Poor kids were probably traumatized. They aren't old enough to understand what's happening, so why put them through that?

Does this seem weird to anyone else?
God, this makes me hate anti-everything extremists even more.
I actually was with her all the way until making the kids watch. Sounds a bit traumatic.

Well, and the "don't eat anything with anything in it". I's all about the eatin...unless it's placenta.
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Jesus, that is crazy.

Reminds me of the "Dolphin Assisted Birth" episode of Bullshit for some reason...

Hahahahaha.. "the dolphins may be able to correct some of those complications"


Well, fortunately my cousin isn't that particular brand of stupid, but unfortunately, she's the kind of stupid that believes full tilt in pseudo-science just because she reads a scary blog about scary doctors and scary science that's apparently out to kill us all or give us autism while trying.

She's just like her mom, and she actually hates her mom for the same reason I think she's f*cking retarded, but she's too blind to see that she's doing the same damn thing but just with different subject matter.
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HOLY SHIT! I think I might steal those awesome color palette ideas next Christmas!
That's fine and all, but make sure you give credit to Lego.
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Old 03-14-2012, 07:36 PM   #9680 (permalink)
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Hahahahaha.. "the dolphins may be able to correct some of those complications"


Well, fortunately my cousin isn't that particular brand of stupid, but unfortunately, she's the kind of stupid that believes full tilt in pseudo-science just because she reads a scary blog about scary doctors and scary science that's apparently out to kill us all or give us autism while trying.

She's just like her mom, and she actually hates her mom for the same reason I think she's f*cking retarded, but she's too blind to see that she's doing the same damn thing but just with different subject matter.
I know the type, and I can hardly stand not to call bullshit on nearly everything they enlighten me with. My mother would sometimes make a lot of assumptions based on something she read, and I got kind of used to questioning anecdotal evidence and actually doing research. It takes a lot of solid, professional opinions to convince me of anything. I never understood why the word of one conspiracy theorist always seems to trump the opinion of the majority of professionals.
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