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ThePhanastasio 02-11-2012 10:33 PM
OH. MY. GOD.

My friend Matt messaged me and another friend's ex at the same time. I didn't bother to check if it was a bulk message, and apparently hit reply all.

I replied to a friend of mine's ex, who is super hot, and she keeps texting me, telling me she wants to **** me.

I would totally **** her.

She's smokin'.

BUT she's my friend's ex. This is awful.

Freebase Dali 02-11-2012 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1153441)
My boyfriend's cat peed on me today before I left his house. I really have no idea what cats are like as I've never had one (I'm allergic). But what the hell. I'm never going to get that smell out.
Yea, if washing once doesn't help, just throw it away. A cat once sprayed a belt I had, and it smelt like cat piss on that area for over a year. Cleaning products notwithstanding.

Sansa Stark 02-11-2012 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Farfisa (Post 1153371)
I'm just curious, what is it with people using homophobic insults as a way to mess with you? Granted, I'm not taking this too seriously, but my coworker was messing with me by asking "Do you take it in the butt?" I was taken off guard, but I laughed and gave a simple "no".
You should have asked "Do you?"

Freebase Dali 02-11-2012 11:07 PM
No, he should have said "Yes. And I'd appreciate it if you didn't joke about this sort of thing around me."

Teasing problem solved.
Or...
Maybe not. But still.

Howard the Duck 02-12-2012 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Farfisa (Post 1153371)
I'm just curious, what is it with people using homophobic insults as a way to mess with you? Granted, I'm not taking this too seriously, but my coworker was messing with me by asking "Do you take it in the butt?" I was taken off guard, but I laughed and gave a simple "no".
should have replied - "i'm the active partner, dude, now do you take it in the butt?"

Stephen 02-12-2012 05:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1153441)
My boyfriend's cat peed on me today before I left his house. I really have no idea what cats are like as I've never had one (I'm allergic). But what the hell. I'm never going to get that smell out.
That's how we realized my wife was pregnant with our daughter (7 years ago). Our female cat never peed inside but she was sitting on my wife's lap and just turned around and sprayed her stomach. Weirdest thing.

FETCHER. 02-12-2012 05:30 AM
Someone put me out of my misery :(? And get me a mcdonalds beforehand.

Howard the Duck 02-12-2012 05:34 AM
As I just found out that I spent some time with Richey Edwards of the Manic Street Preachers in Whitchurch Psychiatric Hospital in Cardiff, maybe I could've done something to prevent his suicide?

Farfisa 02-12-2012 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1153544)
As I just found out that I spent some time with Richey Edwards of the Manic Street Preachers in Whitchurch Psychiatric Hospital in Cardiff, maybe I could've done something to prevent his suicide?
He's not dead, dude. He's in a small cabin in Scandinavia with thousands of books.

Howard the Duck 02-12-2012 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Farfisa (Post 1153577)
He's not dead, dude. He's in a small cabin in Scandinavia with thousands of books.
he was pretty fucked-up when he was there

though I would say he didn't have his glamour on - he was pretty much an ordinary bloke the five days I spent with him there


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