The Bitch Box

~~Farfisa~~ · 10-25-2011, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy

O(ld ladies know nothing about sound. Yesterday, I was working with the tech crew setting up a rehearsal show for a choir made up of old hags and creepy old men and the director was a huge wrinkled bitch to us. First off, I was up on stage setting up the mics and they started telling me to get out of the way even though they specifically asked me to set up the mics and put them on stage. I then managed to drop all eight of the mic stands on my foot, and I ended up tangling the XLR cable after attempting to pick the mic stands back up.

when I finally dealt with the mics, the old lady solo singers started getting mad at me because they couldn't hear themselves sing. I then told them that I didn't set up the stage monitors and they didn't listen and they just told me to turn the speakers up. I told them that increasing the gain would start giving us feedback and out of spite I cranked the gain anyways. after they got annoyed with the feedback, they told me to turn it down again and then bitched again because it was too quiet. From the audiences perspective, it was the perfect volume but they didn't seem to get that.

then they started bitching at the lighting guy and we all agreed that the director was a bitch and didn't understand the limitations of our system. I have to deal with these stupid hags again tomorrow on sunday. they better be less bitchy or I'm gonna flip.

If you are working in the sound department, you are going to get nothing, but bitching. Everyone hates tech crews.

Paedantic Basterd · 10-27-2011, 11:35 PM

Where the hell can I find an honest dentist?

I had two fillings done and three wisdom teeth pulled on Sept 13 after two sets of x-rays and an examination. It's been one month and two weeks since then (my extraction sites haven't even fully filled in yet), and I have TWO cavities causing me pain now, and that's going to be another six or seven hundred dollars on top of what I just spent. I swear to god they see problems arising and ignore them so you have to have multiple sittings.

FETCHER. · 10-28-2011, 08:06 AM

I haven't been to the dentist since my dentistry was free. I'm dreading the bill when I eventually go.

Howard the Duck · 10-28-2011, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Pedestrian

Where the hell can I find an honest dentist?

I had two fillings done and three wisdom teeth pulled on Sept 13 after two sets of x-rays and an examination. It's been one month and two weeks since then (my extraction sites haven't even fully filled in yet), and I have TWO cavities causing me pain now, and that's going to be another six or seven hundred dollars on top of what I just spent. I swear to god they see problems arising and ignore them so you have to have multiple sittings.

it's just luck, I guess

i've been seeing the same guy for the past twenty years

no pain, he always does cheaper procedures which are just as good, and if he does an elaborate job, it's permanent

s_k · 11-05-2011, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy

Old ladies know nothing about sound.

Lol. Yeah I sure missed you too

.
What are you doing running around with microphones anyway?
What happened?

bob. · 11-06-2011, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Me too, but probably for reasons that are basically the opposite of your reasons.

ditto!

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Dayvan Cowboy · 11-07-2011, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by s_k

Lol. Yeah I sure missed you too

.
What are you doing running around with microphones anyway?
What happened?

well, I started going to high school and I joined the tech crew as a learning experience. it can be fun but how much you enjoy it depends on the people you're working with.

otherwise, it's wonderful. I relate with the members of the crew a lot!

DoctorSoft · 11-07-2011, 04:55 PM

Wow my brothers friend is a douchebag. My brother got in a fight with a kid, and the principal asked some kids in his class if he had been causing a lot of **** lately. The kid thinks it's a joke and says that my brother starts fights all the time and beaks all the kids in his class even though I know for a fact he doesn't. Him and this kid are like best friends and Im friends with this kid too. They always get along. But because he said that he might get suspended for a few days and hell be in **** with my dad.

Freebase Dali · 11-07-2011, 06:45 PM

Speech class, I hate you.
I hate your stupid informative speech that requires me to find sources for crap I already know, on a subject that very rarely has any kind of acceptable source to use in a standard APA style bibliography, much less any source that isn't a standard internet article that invariable either contains an author, a date, or an actual periodical name, but never all three at the same time.
Good luck finding three different types, me.

I hate you too, speech outline. Your rigid constraints are rigid and constraining.

Last, but not least, I hate you Mrs. Speech teacher. Your nose is distracting and your voice could etch demonic claw marks in steel structures with its incessant shrillness.
And your unwillingness to let students make up tests if they've been absent for legitimate reasons makes me want to decapitate you.

You are a ridiculous c*nt, and I hope your face explodes.

**Janszoon** · 11-07-2011, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Speech class, I hate you.
I hate your stupid informative speech that requires me to find sources for crap I already know, on a subject that very rarely has any kind of acceptable source to use in a standard APA style bibliography, much less any source that isn't a standard internet article that invariable either contains an author, a date, or an actual periodical name, but never all three at the same time.
Good luck finding three different types, me.

I hate you too, speech outline. Your rigid constraints are rigid and constraining.

Last, but not least, I hate you Mrs. Speech teacher. Your nose is distracting and your voice could etch demonic claw marks in steel structures with its incessant shrillness.
And your unwillingness to let students make up tests if they've been absent for legitimate reasons makes me want to decapitate you.

You are a ridiculous c*nt, and I hope your face explodes.

^That would make a great speech.

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10-27-2011, 11:35 PM	#9022 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	Where the hell can I find an honest dentist? I had two fillings done and three wisdom teeth pulled on Sept 13 after two sets of x-rays and an examination. It's been one month and two weeks since then (my extraction sites haven't even fully filled in yet), and I have TWO cavities causing me pain now, and that's going to be another six or seven hundred dollars on top of what I just spent. I swear to god they see problems arising and ignore them so you have to have multiple sittings.

11-07-2011, 04:55 PM	#9028 (permalink)
DoctorSoft Rocket Appliances Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,335	Wow my brothers friend is a douchebag. My brother got in a fight with a kid, and the principal asked some kids in his class if he had been causing a lot of ** lately. The kid thinks it's a joke and says that my brother starts fights all the time and beaks all the kids in his class even though I know for a fact he doesn't. Him and this kid are like best friends and Im friends with this kid too. They always get along. But because he said that he might get suspended for a few days and hell be in ** with my dad.

11-07-2011, 06:45 PM	#9029 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Speech class, I hate you. I hate your stupid informative speech that requires me to find sources for crap I already know, on a subject that very rarely has any kind of acceptable source to use in a standard APA style bibliography, much less any source that isn't a standard internet article that invariable either contains an author, a date, or an actual periodical name, but never all three at the same time. Good luck finding three different types, me. I hate you too, speech outline. Your rigid constraints are rigid and constraining. Last, but not least, I hate you Mrs. Speech teacher. Your nose is distracting and your voice could etch demonic claw marks in steel structures with its incessant shrillness. And your unwillingness to let students make up tests if they've been absent for legitimate reasons makes me want to decapitate you. You are a ridiculous c*nt, and I hope your face explodes.