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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 09-18-2011, 03:05 PM   #8941 (permalink)
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lol but don't ipods have solitaire...
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Old 09-18-2011, 03:33 PM   #8942 (permalink)
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*searches App Store*

They do, actually.
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Old 09-19-2011, 12:05 AM   #8943 (permalink)
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16 days to fully memorize approx. 12 jazz charts before being tested on them, most of which are (APPARENTLY) OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER.

I thought I was going to practice alllllllllllllllllllll day today. BUT NOPE. Sore throat crushed any possibility of that happened.

So make that 15 days...
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Old 09-19-2011, 01:38 AM   #8944 (permalink)
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lol but don't ipods have solitaire...
Mine does! :p
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Old 09-19-2011, 01:16 PM   #8945 (permalink)
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I've started to wipe my arse with my right hand, which is a real struggle. The reason for this is that my toilet has started to leak water when I lean on my right arse cheek, so I need to switch to the left.
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Old 09-19-2011, 05:13 PM   #8946 (permalink)
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I got a parking ticket today. I hadn't even been there for over the half hour limit. ARGHHHH. I DON'T HAVE THE ****ING MONEY FOR ****S IN A BAD MOOD AT WORK. I hope he dies ticketing someone. ****ing judas.
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Old 09-19-2011, 05:35 PM   #8947 (permalink)
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Drama teacher=Pure evil.
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Old 09-20-2011, 12:36 PM   #8948 (permalink)
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self-centered grandstander who blows everything out of proportion and makes everything about him/her?

amirite?
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Old 09-20-2011, 01:28 PM   #8949 (permalink)
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My friend's girlfriend is in a predicament because she doesn't have a car and has no way to get to work. She asks me for rides almost every day. Today she asked me when I'm going to get a car. I tell her in a week when I'm getting some money back... and then I realized that I just dug my own grave. She already says stuff like "hey you should get me and Johnny (her boyfriend) and we can go to the chinese buffet". Yeah, great idea! Just make plans out of nothing! Don't ask me if I'm busy, if it's even possible, or if I even want to go!
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Old 09-20-2011, 09:33 PM   #8950 (permalink)
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can't fucking find a free high-speed download for Miles' Black Beauty live album

so now patiently waiting
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